Team Tammy: Unforgivable (1996)

Let me just get this out of the way and say that Unforgivable is a pretty good made for tv movie. I mean, it's cliché out the ass, like all of them are, but it holds up. I think it was pretty inspired casting to place John Ritter's goofy ass in the role of The Abuser. This was different from The Burning Bed, though, where I felt Paul Le Mat was too goofy to be believable as an abuser. John was goofy here, but not Three's Company or JD's dad on Scrubs goofy - it was goofy in like, this dude is pathetic and it's just so obvious why he's beating on his wife and terrorizing his family, those weaker than him. It was legit scary and disturbing and I thought John Ritter did a really good job in a role that's been played pretty cheesily by a million and one has-beens and never was. You can tell he was legit because this movie could've been a real mess. 

Now, with me giving props to the movie for being good and John Ritter for being believable as a wife beater, let's get into how that all set the stage for me getting way too into this movie lol and cheering for my bae Tammy every time she was on the screen. 

So okay. John plays a man named Paul Hegstrom. Paul is married to Judy and they have three kids. RIGHT AWAY the movie is popping off with domestic violence and I'm like Okay. Like, can a bitch get prepared first damn!  But also right away, I'm living for Queen Tammy. She's like mad grossed out by her dad. 

YOU KNOW WHAT! I was so disgusted right away as the movie opened lol and that's so much part of why I was identifying with Tammy. Like, they had John Ritter tearing into his wife because she what? Had the audacity to call him at work. lol what? And the kicker is his bitch ass told her to call him! Girl, okay! So after John has finishing tearing on her ass, he starts like condescendingly kissing her on the mouth. I was...disgusted. And then in the following scene, Tammy sees her mom's bruises and then her dad comes in and tries to like hug her or something and she thwarts him and I immediately knew whom I'd be checking for for the rest of the movie. 

So fast-forward to Paul leaving the family to go be with his mistress. You know what pissed me off? I thought I was going to be LIVING for the mistress before I found out she was the mistress. She was just some chick working at the bar Paul and his co-worker were harassing women at, lowkey dragging them for their lives. Later I think Paul is stalking this bitch, bout to rape her or something, only to find out they fucking. OH, REALLY NOW?? I deaded this bitch in my heart. Then Paul threw her homewrecking ass through a glass shower door, but not before she attempted to fight his ass back, so I made a tiny space back for her in my heart. Sigh.

Okay, but why she aint press charges? In lieu of pressing charges, she requires Paul attend some Abusers Anonymous meetings, and stay away from her. Girl, whatever. HE THREW YOU THROUGH A GLASS DOOR! But all his bitch, bloated ass gotta do is visit the basement of a church three times a week? AND HE HAD THE AUDACITY TO TRY AND COMPLAIN AND GET HER TO RENEGE THE DEAL AS IF HIS ASS COULDN'T BE SITTING ON SOME NIGGA'S DICK IN PRISON INSTEAD! I was entirely through. 

Kevin Dunn plays the counselor dude who runs the Abusers Anonymous meetings, and I really liked him here, his calming sort of presence, in contrast to those hype, aggy ass dudes in the group. I was CACKLING at how United Nations their Abusers Squad was. They had Paul's white ass, another white but lower class, another white but country and a lawyer; a Native American (girl), Hispanic George Constanza, and some black dude named Spider. Chile cheese. This group was honestly doing the most. You know what I really did not like about this movie? How, like, sympathetic they were tryna make us be to these dudes. Were they doing that or am I projecting? Idk, it seemed weird that these niggas are putting bitches in hospitals and shit and all they have to do is go to group therapy which clearly doesn't work all that much. And then Spider's big ass was up there talking about you have to ~leave your past behind~ or some mess. Yeah, I wonder how well that's working out for your victims. BUT ANYWAY! 

Oh, okay, so I guess it ~works~ for Paul. His BIG TEST is when he asks Judy if they can get back together and she SPAZZES on that ass. Instead of punching her in her fucking face and karate kicking her upside the damn head, Paul runs away. You know, like, in order to avoid pummeling her to death. Nice. Success! 

You know what sincerely pissed me off? That was such A Moment for Judy, her going in on Paul. But the movie fucked it up to ultimately make it a moment for Paul. Like, HE DID IT! HE DIDN'T A B U S E!! Yo, like, congrats for doing some shit millions of people do every day. You're a hero, basically. The fuck. This society is such a mess. Like I was really heated they had Judy go off on his ass, WHICH WAS GREAT, only to immediately diminish it by having her look terrified she said all that shit, then have Paul dramatically not beat her up, for fucking once in his life. Don't ever photoshop an abusive nigga's pissy ass redemption narrative over a women's empowerment moment. This is like the first time probably ever in this bitch's life she stood up for herself, and they cut it short to do some ugly ass Powerpoint slideshow rewind to when Paul was terrorizing her. Oh, but look now: He's not as much! Except he is? Like did he really ask if they could get back together after all that shit he did? He nearly killed a bitch but he deserves a family? Nah.

So, anyway, Team Tammy. Because not for one second did this bitch falter on her stance: I do not fuck with that nigga - miss me. I was so glad that they never once had her softening on him. I also loved her for calling the fam stupid and weak for letting him back in. Apparently this shit was based on real people and like Paul and Judy and Tammy and 'em actually exist? Hmm. I liked how the little ~update~ said in so many words, "Tammy still don't fuck with this nigga", after they also said that Paul and Judy got back together and have stayed together since. GIRL, WHAT? Talking about Paul rehabilitated. Okay. I watched this shit on YouTube (anyway) and in the comments one person likened "neutered" Paul to Hulk like right before he goes green. His clothes shredding a bit, but he's keeping it ~under control~. They...put it better. But I agreed. And they were like, I'm supposed to applaud this? Like, exactly. Girl, bye to all of this. I don't understand why Judy did all that to get her life together only to return to the nigga who fucked her life up in the first place. How can you "love" someone who ruins your fucking life? What the hell. Bitches be trippin, I guess. 

Oh, I forgot to talk about my other bae besides Tammy, the manager nigga at the car dealership Paul worked at before that ass got FIRED. Every time he showed up on screen he was dragging Paul to hell and back by his little bits of hair. I was fucking L I V I N G, BITCH! Anyway, bye. 

Why Did I Watch This?: Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day (2012)

This movie was really special in a primarily bad way. But I don't wanna act like I didn't watch this specifically because I expected just that. I've heard about these woman thou art loosed films and T.D. Jakes, but I don't think I've ever seen one. I remember the first time hearing about one it was that prison movie. For some reason I was riding a school bus ages ago and the bus driver, one of those ratchet dgaf bus drivers obviously, had the radio on. Bus drivers never play the radio that's why this one was ratchet. Like, we're school kids lol and he had it tuned to some urban station and this harrowing ass commercial for one of the woman thou art loosed films came on and I remember being hella traumatized. Like, I could see those woman in the prison. I could see their raggedy cornrows and sunken, bruised faces. That radio commercial was vivid as hell, and ever since then I've been obsessed with seeing it. 

I actually thought...Woman Thou Art Loosed was just the name of that one particular film, I had no idea it was like...a fucking series. But I was perusing Netflix's shitty selection of movies (to chill BY MYSELF) when I came across this one I'm writing about today, Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day. I could tell this wasn't that prison movie because I was pretty sure the prison movie was all women. And judging by the summary, it just obviously was not the prison one. I was disappointed, but then I quickly switched to being excited because despite this not being that raggedy prison movie I am for no reason obsessed with, it was clearly still something just as bad-seeming. Blair Underwood?? Sharon Leal???? Questionable church themes that make morally superior judgements about people??? Some vaguely convoluted kidnapping plot where I get to be excited about the kid possibly turning up dead?? Oh hell yeah, it's lit. 

This movie was bad and dumb right away. Wait was it, or was I just blinded by Blair Underwood's consistently greasy ass s-curl? That nigga be lowkey highkey trippin. Like he be really walking around here talking and looking like that. He be really outchear as a nigga named Blair smh. But I'm not even mad. He's interesting. He always brings something. He's like the Target version of Taye Diggs, who is obviously Kmart. Am I really in here complimenting Blair? He's rubbed me the wrong way for soooo long (ugh). Like ever since he was like the only black boyfriend on Sex and the City. Smh, of course he was. Wait, no, Samantha also dated a ~rapper~. At least Blair didn't embarrass himself in that role. He played a bougie self-hater and it was almost as if...he was playing himself. Give this man a daytime Emmy. 

Nah, lemme stop coming for my girl Blair. I secretly love him, and I definitely love Sharon Leal, but the two of them play a really gross married couple in this movie. You're just watching like, I can't wait til they get their daughter snatched - like, enough!! And she gets snatched!! *curls fist, closes eyes tight, orgasms* Yes.

Okay, so, TIME FOR ME TO START SCREAMING IN CAPS. Okay wait hold on. Wait. lol.

okay so Sharon Leal and Blair get their daughter snatched up. Pam Grier is one of the cops working on the case. I love Pam Grier, but honey...................Like let's all just agree Pam Grier's ass can't act. She puts the effort in, though. Like I'm not tryna drag my mom, but...................

but no.

Pam Grier is wearing like a bandana and a cowboy hat

and I just assume that's how all cops in Louisiana dress. At least the extra-hype ones like Pam's character. So when Pam drops by to question Sharon and Care Blair, some truth bombs are dropped. And it's like "lol". APPARENTLY, Sharon's character...did all kinds of crazy shit before becoming a housewife. The gist is she was a prostitute. So lived that hooker lifestyle for a bit, I guess, until she killed one of her johns? I can't remember if she killed or stabbed him. Or wait was it her pimp? Girl, idk smh. Just know she used to be a messy ass bitch, a liar a scammer, etc. So now, reformed, Sharon keeps her secret by sending money to her former pimp every month. Idk WHAT all this has to do with Sharon's daughter going missing, but okay Pam, blow ol' girl's spot up. 

It's implied that Sharon's past is responsible for her daughter getting snatched which is so...like the message is so misogynistic. Yeah! Some shady character from Sharon's past ABSOLUTELY could've slid through and snatched her kid. But so could literally ANYONE from either of their pasts. AND GIRL!!!! Let's just fast forward to the real tea, BECAUSE WHO ACTUALLY SNATCHED THE DAUGHTER WAS BLAIR'S MISTRESS/TEACHER'S ASSISTANT. 

Wait, okay. So Nicole Beharie's crazy ass ends up being the one who took the daughter and maybe the initial sort of...extra-judgement of Sharon's character was done on purpose?? Because Blair's hypocritical ass is going in on this bitch, like YOU LIED TO ME YOU ENDANGERED OUR DAUGHTER WITH YOUR WHORE WAYS blah blah when the whole time he was fucking some other bitch and she ended up being the one who took his kid. So maybe I jumped the gun being super-annoyed by how everyone was coming left and right for Sharon's ass. Actually, maybe that's what this whole series is about?? Come to think. I mean this is my first movie in the series but maybe "woman thou art loosed" refers to like...how badly women are treated in society?? Or like how they're consistently demeaned, overlooked and dismissed?? Maybe?? Maybe. Maybe!!

Okay but I immediately don't even care about that. I immediately don't care about whatever ~message~ this movie was tryna spout when...it was so non-good. It was really ridiculous and the whole time watching I kept asking "What is this?". It was just mad extra. I guess it kept my attention, though. BUT SIGH WHAT WAS WITH THAT CREEPY PEDO DUDE??? HE AINT EVEN TAKE THE DAUGHTER??? THIS YELLOW TOOOTHED COLONEL SANDERS WAS SNATCHING UP OTHER LITTLE HOES!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DO YOU KEEP CUTTING TO HIM?? THIS NIGGA IN SOME WHOLE OTHER MOVIE BUT OKAAAAY????!!!!!!??!?! Like I'm mad he was just filler? AND I'M MAD THE MOVIE TRIED TO GET US TO THINK HE WAS IN ANY WAY RESPONSIBLE?????? 

They was really tryna conceal the ~surprise~ that Nicole was the kidnapper BUT GUESS WHAT, HO?! I still clocked that bitch before you revealed her, so nice try, but ya failed! I wasn't even sure of myself when I first suspected Nicole. I was like *sucks teeth* "She prob took the kid". The moment when she walked in on Blair tearing up his office. She was all *fake as hell* "You okay???" There was just something about how concerned she was about this nigga. AND THEN WHEN HE POPPED BY HER PLACE AND HE TRIED TO GET A BOOTYCALL IN WTF AND SHE LIED AND SAID SHE HAD COMPANY BUT JUST ENDED UP GOING TO SIT ALONE ON HER COUCH. Yall failed because it was just too obvious. But I still wasn't sure. And you kept playing games with Colonel Sanders! I'm heated. AND I'm mad the girl ended up being alive. When a kid gets kidnapped in a movie the rule should be they are not found alive. High stakes, bitch! This why I aint fuck with Prisoners. Anyway, I shouldn't be allowed to have the internet. 

WAITWAITIIIT!!! HOW COME SHARON AINT GO TO JAIL FOR MURDERING NICOLE I'M SCREEEAAMMMMMINNNGNGNGNGNGNGNGGNNGNGNNGNGNGNGNGNGNGNGNNG

lol okay: Beyond the Lights (2014)

lol this movie was silly as hell. As soon as I saw Noni writhing around in that "Kid Culprit" video I was just like "lol okay" and immediately stopped trying to watch the movie through any sort of serious lens. This movie is on some made for TeenNick type shit and I am aghast and appalled at people out here tryna act like this was some sort of serious awards contender. Not that awards matter, I mean, Mad Max: Fury Road was nominated for awards and it's like "what?". So I can see why all the dumb people thinking Mad Max deserves awards, would think Beyond the Lights deserves anything but a green splat rating on Rotten Tomatoes. This shit is spoiled, but high-glossed, so I understand people being easily fooled. (I mean that I sympathize with dumminess, it can't be helped). 

I really love Gugu Mbatha-Raw and vaguely care about Nate Parker, so when I heard about this mess, I got excited. I was like #yaaaaaas and #blacklove. They're mad cute apart, and even madder cuter together. So I was pumped for whatever this The Bodyguard meets Jem and the Holograms the new version travesty was going to be. Did I always think it was going to be a mess, way back when the trailers premiered? I guess I thought it looked sort of dumb, but was blinded, probably like most other dummies, by the attractive leads. And thank god for them because this movie would be trash without their beautiful asses. I mean, the movie is still trash with them, but they cute it up, and also Gugu and Nate both have more than serviceable acting skills. Neither of them are Daniel Day-Lewis or anything, but they both brought something to their, frankly, pretty lame ass characters. Gugu brought some...idk, likeableness and warmth to her weak, annoying Noni, and Nate brought some bass in his chest to his lowkey simp cop character. 

And I was here for the romance. It was cute. as. hell! And I got in my feelings when they had those false starts at the beginning with Noni being all ~diva~ and~popstar~ eventho she just won like a Billboard Award and had to perform with Kid Culprit's doofy ass at the BET Awards - like Noni, girl, are you the Rita Ora of the world created for this movie? I mean, probably slightly more significant than Rita. Does ol' Rita even have a Billboard Award? Has she ever been on the Billboard charts?? Has she ever been on a billboard? Does she...know what...a billboard is...???? So, no! Noni is at least slightly more significant than Rita Ora, but it's like, what does that even mean? Isn't everyone? And she had the audacity to be jumping down Kazaam's neck like OMG UR GONNA SELL MY STORY TO THE TABLOIDS. Girl, no one cares about you and I'm mad that journalist dude was offering Kaz all that money like lol spare me. 

Waitititiwaait. Can we talk how their ~romance~ starts? Noni is pulling a Jenny from Forrest Gump and tryna leap off balconies - like, it's been done, girl. So Kaz ~saves~ Noni. He says he "sees" her. What do you see, Kaz? Because all I see is some tryhard mixed girl seriously wearing like rubber spandexSERIOUSLY IS NONI SUPPOSED TO BE RITA ORA. No because I cannot imagine anyone caring about her tryna jump off a ledge, tho I can imagine her trying to do it for publicity no lemme stop coming for Rita like this as if "Body On Me" is not my jam despite the presence of "Tyga's Friend" on the track. smh Rita when is this album coming out like I'm trying to root for you but you're wasting time dating Tommy Hilfiger's son (Tommy Hilfiger is a real person??) and fucking Shanna Moakler's leftovers, gurl, please, just give me music. I liked your part in "Black Widow"! You made me like that horrible song please just let yourself be great omg I hope you don't read this and take that pretending to jump off a balcony idea loljk no one reads this blog :') Am I the Rita Ora of the blog world? Lol I wish. I'm totally the Steph Jones of the blog world omg how am I coming for anyone?? 

Wait I got distracted remembering that Steph Jones exists. I wonder if he's still alive. Anyway!! So can we talk about how Noni and Kaz's ~connection~ starts up because he saves her from killing herself? Like, what an...I want to say unhealthy start to a relationship. Like, redflags abundant. And then she had Kaz up there lying to the press, talkin bout she was inebriated when Noni barely even drinks. But then they go on a date?? Like, that was definitely a date. And while on the date Kaz is recommending she go to therapy lol wifey material. Not that I think suicidal people or anyone who needs therapy is like unlovable or doesn't deserve love/a relationship, it just felt weird how it's like oh he saves her and then his love heals her. I don't know anything about love *cries*, so, like, sure. But them pushing that Kaz's love heals Noni made me really uncomfortable. That shit is a beautiful idea, but it seems way healthier to get your shit together on your own, before you get all into soul binding and all that ish. But I guess life isn't so simple? And also...they did have Kaz breaking up with her when he could see that Noni maybe wasn't serious about sticking to the changes she'd made. So he leaves her and then she really gets it together. But again, it's like, was Kaz leaving her the only reason she propelled into real action? Or, no, maybe not. I guess she got that wakeup call when she realized she still had no control over her album. So, sigh, fine. And, honestly, did any of my uncomfy feelings cause me to ever for one second not ship Noni and Kaz? No. So what am I bitching about? Idk, I just like to complain, tbh. 

Mmm, so anyway, this movie was a mess. And I felt awkward how they kept using that Nina Simone song. It just made me want to hear...Nina Simone sing it...and no one else. Noni's lil tearful rendition of it at karaoke was, imo, #doin2much. The fucking song wasn't even on the approved karaoke list of songs. The binch just got up there and started singing whatever. Bitch, this aint your own personal concert! Instead of booing Kaz, they should've booed her obnoxious ass lol like is she serious. AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT THEM BOOING KAZ?!?! I have never performed karaoke a single day in my life and I never will for the rest of the time I am alive, and even after I'm dead, and chillin' in purgatory. It seems horrible and a waste of my time. I could be sittin' on the toilet cryin because those lasts little bits of shit won't come out, try hard as I might. Karaoke holds no appeal for me, and I hate anyone who does it lol. I hate anyone who participates in karaoke. You are gross, bad humans. 

But like, is it common to boo bad singers? I thought that was the whole point of karaoke? To sing shittily to Whitney Houston songs in front of a group of alcoholics. How were they booing him? I was so offended. 

Look at these blanc hoes. How dare you?! 

HE'S TRYING HIS BEST!! No, but Nate was really cute doing this and I was genuinely offended they started booing him lol like don't hurt my child

Alright, I'm tired. Hope you enjoyed this rambly, non-sensical complaint about nothing in specific. I guess I just wish Nina Simone's "Blackbird" was available on Apple Music? I pay ten dollars a month - for what? Bryson Tiller "exclusives"? Lol, you're trying it, Apple Music!!!!

Here's a screencap of when Kid Culprit shushed Noni's lips with his finger. 

I tried to capture his finger actually on her lips (he put his dirty finger on her lips!!), but failed. I am a failure. Speaking of! I genuinely, truly hate Machine Gun Kelly. He's just so white. Is it okay to hate someone for being "just so white"? ...What better reason is there? His episode of Catfish was one of my favorites, though. No one told you to not spend time with your daughter to be on an episode of fucking Catfish lol like what priorities

Lovin' Molly (1974)

lol okay what was this movie? The only reason I watched this was for Anthony Perkins, who is my mother. I love him and will, UNFORTUNATELY, watch any shit he's in. Like, so unfortunately, because most of his movies are trash, including this bullshit I'm writing about now, Lovin Molly. 

So, like, I had no idea what this movie would be about. I just knew Perkins was in it, so I watched it. HONESTLY, like honestly, had I'd known he'd be like, a fucking "cowboy" in this, I probably wouldn't have watched it lol because spare me. Please. Like

LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT HIS FIGURE. LOOK AT HIS BUTT IN HIS COWBOY JEANS. PLEEEEEEEEEEEAASSSSEEE

Me, too, Tony. Me. too. 

So really this movie is about some bitch named Molly, played by Gwyneth Paltrow's mom, who is like some free spirit hippie sort, but like set in The Dust Bowl era, I think? Like the movie starts out probably in the thirties?? Idk, I wasn't paying attention. I just know when the time jumps forward and the characters get older, the year is 1945, so I think when they're younger it's in the thirties. Anyway, Molly is fucking like every dude in town, including two bros named Gid (-_-) and Johnny, played, respectivelyish, by Anthony Perkins and fucking Beau Bridges. They're playing brothers.

THEY LOOK SUPER RELATED. Also, Hollywood knows Beau has an actual actor bro, right? Like, they couldn't have gotten Jeff?? Anthony was so out of place here lol like it was really awkward but okaaaaay like who cast this movie but okaaaaaay. You didn't have to hire Jeff! Like, shit, idk Burt Reynolds, like literally anyone else besides Anthony Perkins what were you thinking I...I just... Like, I love him SO MUCH but omg noooo just nooooooo at him in this movie lol pleeeeassee

Anyway sigh, Gid (-_-) is, I guess, the older (-_-) brother and like responsible and all about farming or whatever. And Johnny appears borderline retarded. He has like one of those haircuts--I'm SO MAD I didn't screencap his haircut. Let me see if I can find a pic of that shit online sigh lazy sigh. Ugh, I can't find it. I want to die, it looked so stupid. So Gid is the responsible older one and Johnny is the younger dumb one with no purpose in life. They both are fucking Molly, which is weird as heck. Like, they're just sharing her? Um, okaaay. Like, it appears only two women live in this town: Molly, and Susan Sarandon, who has like twelve million kids. And I'm guessing Susan is the town semen receptacle, or was for a while before Molly glo'ed up into adulthood and now she's coming (ha) into her own terrible reputation sigh idk. 

Gid wants to marry Molly, but she's all I NEVER WANT TO BE MARRIED. Okay but then like two seconds later she marries some random dude. ?????. But she keeps fucking Gid, and Johnny, too, I think? And then she's saying how she wants to get pregnant by Gid but she's still married to that dude????? And Gid is just like "lol yeah we'll raise a child!" except...she's still married to that dude?? And also Gid got married to the town's semen receptacle??? So, they're both married to other bitches, but having a kid together????? And then I guess Molly's husband dies and so she gets knocked up by Johnny????????????????????????????????????? And then fast-forward some years and Molly and Johnny's kid dies in action, and the kid she had by Gid is over at war, too. But he's pissed at them because he found out that other dude wasn't his real dad blah blah but this doesn't even matter because he gets killed in action, too! Yay. And thennnnn...Molly and Gid are together grieving his death, which means they're fucking?? But Gid is all sad, like, "I don't want to do this anymore" and Molly gets pissed that he's cutting off the d. But he leaves her and stays away for a while but then turns up again with a puppy in his shirt,

signifying he wants to resume giving Molly that dick. But Molly sort of rebuffs him, likening herself to someone hiding all the booze from a recovering alcoholic I guess???? Good to know you're self-aware enough to compare the powers of your vagina to...substance...addiction. ????? 

AND THENNNNNNNNNNN I don't know, here's some random screencaps I took

This was when Gid was just straight-up peeing on Johnny <.<

REMEMBER WHEN MOLLY WAS LIKE "LET'S GO SKINNY DIPPING AND ALSO FUCK" AND GID DIDN'T WANT TO?????????? <.<

REMEMBER WHEN GID LEFT THE ROOM FOR 2 SECONDS AND MOLLY FREAKED OUT LIKE "WHERE DID YOU GO?!!?!? DON'T EVER LEAVE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!?!!?!??@" ??????? lol he left the room to go lock the house door and shit so no one would walk in on them fucking I guess but literally he was gone for 2 seconds this bitch is crazy but nice hair tho

Older Johnny was so ugly. Does this pic properly capture the dunce nature of his character?? 

What about this one???? Yeah, I think you get it. 

Here are some screencaps out of context and unexplained.

lol remember when the doc came in and like gruffly barked at Gid to take a nap and Gid was all "I'll go to sleep when I'm sleepy!" and the doc was like "YOU COWBOYS ARE ALL THE SAME - THINK THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND YOU!" lol it was so unnecessary, and what sort of bedside manner? Like, why are you barking at people lol this isn't the army nigga fall back 

Remember when Gid died????? lol

Remember when...

Johnny was in, like,

blackface??????????? And, like, most importantly, wearing a fucking nightdress???? WHAT IS

Idk, man.