Saturday, November 7, 2020

Whatever it takes...

Season 12 was so much more watchable/bearable, eventho we spend such a significant amount of time with the Maya-era kids who are terrible, plus also terrible new additions Becky Baker from Florida :D!!!! and her inbred looking ass brother, Luke. Despite those terrible things, I mostly smoothed through season 12 which makes zero sense because it was forty fucking episodes and Dave is still a character. I think the addition of the lightskint prince Mike Dallas, my #1 Degrassi lightskin of all time, was a huge factor as to why this season was not as terrible to me as the previous one. That, plus Chaz Bono. Can't make a good season of television without a special celebrity guest cameo from THE son of Cher. 

Degrassi, just when I think I'm out, you pull me back in again!!


Tory still exists

When Snape made that dramatic ass announcement that the school was going no uniforms and Queen Bee instantly stripped off her shirt to reveal some saucy pink tank top underneath. Never change, Bianca. 

Wtf is going on here in the opening credits???

Marisol, these bangs. Girl can u see?

When Drew threw up after Katie said she never felt closer to him!!

Imogen auditioning for Whisper Hug. I will literally assassinate Degrassi for constantly shoving these whack ass bands down my throat. I will kill them, I promise.

When Becky said "this isn't right" about the homosexual ass Romeo & Jules play Eli was directing and Eli responded "Welcome to Degrassi" and fucking smirked!!!

FiFi!

I can't be the only loser who ships the lightskint prince with Fiona? They are both lesbians so it seems a good match, imo.

Yes :(

No, but like, they are so cute and have good chemistry 2gether???

This fucking photoshoot

Slowbus Jenna literally said Luke has a "kissable face". #yuck #issheblind #vomitrocious!

When Luke or Becky have lines

*groans*. Also, was it just me, or was Degrassi gonna do another incest plot with these two? Thank god they didn't they are so no. Understand that it's not the incest that bothers me but how gross and basic these two are lol I was totally fine when they did it with Fi and Dex :')

Who didn't see Asher being a creep from a mile away? His face was so ugh. This storyline was sad tho but I can't believe they didn't use this as an opportunity for Eli to set some shit on fire smh. 

My boy Connor getting Clare all the way together on the twitter lmao

WHY DOES DALLAS LIVE WITH THESE WHITE? PEOPLES!!!
No seriously, did they explain why he lives with Drew and them? Lol this is worse than Connor.

Not Jenna getting baptised for uglass Luke. Not that!

Me cosplaying Clare

This weak ass goth makeover for Katie. She literally went #hardcore because she messed up her knee? Then there was some contrived drug addict plot and Drew left her for Bianca like girl anyway

Me, lactose intolerant

Me bullying Eli and the homosexual play

When Jake literally went full-rage because inbred Luke didn't recycle #greenboy

Cam is depressed #me #same

Who cares raise your hand if you care

Plz stop i am begging you please

Aw when Dallas was all happy then immediately two seconds later saw his love interest making out with some other guy lmao

My fave season 12 ship is Dallas involved in everyone's storyline

This random twink

Me when any of the Maya-era kids have a storyline

*Shake it out by florence and the machine plays while I frame my creepy boss for possession of child porn* #girlpower

Cam Depressed 2

Guise remember KC lol

Cam boutta do it

I thought this was a cute shot but I DO NOT ship Becky and Adum

Me watching any episode

Lmao when Coach Mr. Math Teacher punted that volleyball dead in Adum's face??

Do I ship Ali and Dallas NO!

Guise remember Dave

Degrassi was so whack for this Darrin Howe storyline lol. Why was he giving like Nickelodeon Christian Grey instead of lizard person Canadian Zuck? Do better, Degrass.

Everything about the Vehgus two-parter was boo

Me, vampire psychologist

Me writing in my diary about my boo Dallas

But no literally Clare writing about her stepbrother Jake????

aw :(

Maya

Me when Degrassi kills off Cam instead of way worse characters such as:
-Mo
-Luke
-Dave
-Tristan
-Tory
-Zig
-Zig's friend
-Becky
-The Dot
-Jenna
-KC's mom
-KC's dad
-Imogen's dead dog--wait

Eli got his period guys

This was kinda cute? Do I ship Connie and Jenna? Like, no, but yes??? 

When Eli was butt ass naked and hugged Snake :') #aw

When Tory shed those crocodile tears over Cam in front of class and Zig dragged her for being fake and every1 got mad at him???

Me, a Juwanna Juice employee

Degrassi writers finna drop some hot steaming booty juice on the gorls!!

Not Degrassi finally having a black character with some actual characterization who is interesting and has good screen presence and they make him a freaking baby daddy. Not that..

jngjnlirimk

When Drew said Dallas' son was like a mini Mike. #Where?

Me at the gun range. Also, Canada has gun ranges???

When Fiona got robbed in the alleyway. Degrassi was so dumb for this.

Are these two cute? Idk, I don't care about these kids lol


Dallas grieving photoset:
same
he boutta do it
nvm

Final stage of grief: Acceptance. Degrassi WILL NOT kill a character we do not care about so none of the worse characters will ever die. Fine!

This fuckboy Maya was messing with was so cute with his little fro :'(

When Maya auditioned for the symphony and that guy on the judging panel put her on blast lol

When Connor was gossiping with the gorls :')

He is so cute! My fave irrelevant character this season for sure lol

When Clare lost the presidential race to a damb dummy

When Ali discovered a lump on Clare's big back #CANCERWATCH

I'm

Bye, Jakey. We'll hardly miss yee :')

Fiona being Miss Valedictorian is sending me

Aw Marisol during the "Time of our life" moment

Season 13 crew let's goooooo!!!

omg Dallas' face when Clare said she might have cancer!!


Randum out of context “notes” i took:

-when dave said maybe it’d be easier to pretend to be gay if tristan looked like ryan gosling!!!

-”do u wanna get outta here? Go get some………...sex?” (cam’ron)

-”he’s transient? Like homeless?” (the beckster)

-jayz concert tickets lol

-dave looks like a middle aged father of two who just took out a 2nd mortgage on his house?

-tristan not wanting 2 lose his lip virginity to DAVE

-”okay i feel like i just watched the tape from the ring. Am i gonna die? I feel like i’m gonna die?” (that director) (me every second watching degrassi)

-”it was lipgloss, emo boy” (marisol)

-”so long, campbell saunders - nice knowing ya!” (messy maya) cringeeee

-”u had a heart attack, dummy” (owen)

-”how thick is ur skull?” (maya 2 zig) I think the issue here is more so thinness

-”dude, a pickle fell out of ur pants while we were making out - i think I deserve an explanation) (adam’s d8)

-”ur owl-like” cam roasting maya

-“Is this some sort of teen purgatory or something?” (mo) (me watching degrassi)

-not zig hating on ppl mourning cam

-another teen parent!!!

=”he’s allergic to happiness” (jenna dragging eli; getting him ALL THE WAY 2gether!)

-”do i smell feet or is that salt and vinegar chips?” (connie)

-”HE BROKE UP WITH ME BY KILLING HIMSELF!” (maya) #relatable #girlsame

-”well, at least if i die, i never have to hear eli’s name again” (clare) (also me)

-”i skipped graduation to go to the liquor store” (fiona) (same)



deuces!