Thursday, March 25, 2021

Tears, Clare?

Didn't expect to see those from such a whore.

WHY would Degrassi have Eli say this? Does being bipolar mean you're misogynistic and literally delusional and insane? I'm genuinely asking idk I only went to like one psych class in college and I'm pretty sure the professor just played an episode of Maury so I truly don't know.

But it's just crazy. Eli literally cheated with Lenore like who are you talking to? Though, to be fair, Clare did fuck Drew. Who does that? Only whores.


My screencaps are backwards i'm going to fucking SCREEAM! But Finally!, it's over. They are graduated. The last set of kids I actually cared about lol. I literally did not even watch the last four episodes because it seemed like it was just the Maya-era kids and then the newerish ones like Asian Sidekick and Vince's Little Brother. Like, girl, I'm good!

I love the non-committal D from my baby Connor. They literally gave him like three lines this entire season but at least he got the opportunity to half-assedly hold up the D in this little "We <3 Drew" stunt. Three of the ladies were Drew's hoes. I'm honestly SHOCKED Jenna never tapped that. Then we have Imogen, who had sense enough to be mostly a lesbian her entire run. Then Dallas, who I am also shocked never tapped that, though I'm more likely to believe they did, just offscreen. Degrassi was cancelled for being cowards!

That's right my bb Connor is valedictorian! Never had a scandal, either! Yes, one time he shoved Ali and I think spit on her???, and then there was that panty sniffing thing...but at least he never fucked Drew!!

Lmao suspended ass Snake showing up to the graduation is giving very much call the police.
Him getting fired is literally so funny because idk how many times I thought man this dude needs to lose his job lmao he is literally terrible at his job look at this ghetto ass school. Though, to be fair to him, Degrassi is cursed. But hasn't he been at Degrassi (either as a student or on the faculty) every time something goes down? Snake is the curse. His name is literally Snake, also he is white.

Imogen's prom dress was so cute like I'm obsessed

Why does Miles have Clare's lesbian hair from last season?

Imma beat Eli's ass. 
Idk how I feel about how they ended things with him and Clare. Like them or not, they're basically endgame. I think it would've been cuter to just have Clare decide to go to NY with Eli. I can't imagine her not reapplying and getting into Columbia after her gap year so what was the point of all the manufactured drama? Like, they were going out of their way to make it like Clare is independent woman or whatever when she spent so much of her time on the show posted up with a man, in particular Eli. So much of Clare was about their drama. I don't get acting like it wasn't. But I also don't see the issue with her moving in with him when it seems that would be the likely end, anyway. ???

Lmao, guys, remember KC???!

Lmao Clare's goop face when Jenna and Ali were reading aloud from her 9th grade diary and she was talking shit about how boy-crazy they were (as well as correctly predicting Jenna would get knocked up by KC! Is Clare a clairvoyant omg it's literally in her nameknlfvkrm!!) and how Clare would never let a boy get in the way of her dreams except that was literally her storyline. She got knocked up by a dummy (then a crazy) and lost her spot at school and now has no idea what she is going to do with her life, which, like, this is a relatable/realistic storyline so I wouldn't normally make fun of a character going on this journey only Clare is so pompous and self-righteous so it's hilarious and that's why Jenna and Ali (and me) were cracking up while Clare had egg on her face <3

This was so cringe omg
But Becky and Drew in general was gross. She literally dated ur deceased sibling bro it's weird

Literally who was shipping Zoe and Miles? 
Cancel Degras--w8 nvm.

Aw I felt bad for Tiny. What is he going to do now that Vince is going to prison? Like, that's literally his guardian it seems? Tiny said his mom is a crackhead smh like Vince is all he had and fake ass snake ass Zig had to snitch on him. Never trust whitey, is the lesson here.

Zig in this musical is killing me plz

When Vince said "break a leg" to Zig in the literal sense!!!!

LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY!!

I feel sick. Vince literally came to the musical to give Zig flowers and seemed genuinely proud of him omg I'm going to throw up

Degrassi is so trash at this point that even Damon has lines smh

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Lmao me literally every episode!

Me on a date lol

Aw this was so cute and cringe lol. I feel like, if I watched Next Class (is Hunter on next class idk i'm not fucking watching it!)--But I feel like if I forced myself to watch Next Class I would actually care what happens to Hunter and his nerd bae. However, I don't really care about the other characters so it's not worth it. I might could get into Shay and Lola, but...meh!

Idk why this pic of eli on Clare's phone is killing me 

This was so sad like why Degrassi???

I wonder what they are..

Not Dallas just dumping his kid with any ole body

Str8 edge gang stand up!!!

You guys I thought Armstrong was deceased...

I miss The Civil Wars :(

mood

me

Me burning every Degrassi script

Me cowering from the scenes with Miles and his dad

Sorry but this was so funny pleaz

Why are they hugging by garbage

Zig is so cute u guys. When he first hit the scene like I did not care lol but eventually I got into it but I refuse to watch Next Class I WILL NOT WATCH IT

omg?

Clare being a chav in her nightmare is hurting me so bad lol

sir???

When Becky's mom put Clare on blast for being a ghetto ass teen mom who didn't even know whom the father of her child was, meanwhile her son is the fucking Zodiac Killer like ma'am please


Tears Clare/Didn't expect to see those from such a whore photoset



Me screaming at the Degrassi producers for never giving Connie lines! Also me demanding to know where tf is Keisha!!

Me every episode but especially when it's a scene not focused on Clare/Eli drama cuz I literally can't deal and do not care about any of the rest of it!

Tristan is over the top Caucasian this should be illegal. But listen, that's Canada's business.

Okay Connor having that nasty ass shape-up seems very out of character for him lol. He is giving a lil too much GQ for me. I completely feel like AJ just stopped being in-character because they gave him six words to say the entire season lol. Even in his grad speech he seemed too non-Connory. Very like, competent and socially-acceptable and like someone who could get a ton of bitches lol

Is this brown-skinned doll supposed to be Zoe? #hmm

Shay and Lola are adorable. I thought they were good selections for new characters. Still not gonna watch Next Class tho. I feel like me constantly repeating this will cast some sort of spell on me that will of course mean I will be watching Next Class. I can't. Wait, but what if Eli comes back? What if Connor plays like a teacher? That makes mostly no sense because he is going to Cal Tech for like aerospace engineering or some shit why would he ever give a shit about Degrassi ever again lol? But what if! No.

me

This show never properly handled Maya's trauma concerning Cam. I guess they weren't sure what to do with it? But on that same note, they never properly "deal" with Miles, either. He seems like he's far more deeply troubled than the show is capable of handling. Very odd. Like why even broach these subjects at all?

Not Eli literally leaving in the middle of a job interview to go beat Drew's ass. And of course he was hired. #whiteprivilege 

not them dragging spin up outta the degrassi basement for this lil two-second cameo

Jesus imagery. Very on the nose. Did Jesus have a rapist brother? Probably. He lived in olden times. Who wasn't a rapist?

Me every episode. Please let it end.

Me tryna stuff Clare #feederlife

Becky's haunting rendition of "Cherrybomb" pleaz

Not Miles literally going off on Maya again like who is this boy yelling at he is crazy please Degrassi when are you going to address this? Never? Okay. He's just a weed head and that's all okay got it.

Sir!

jntrvome

y did that strangerbitch at the dot offer to let clare hold her baby?..

same

Why were they all awkwardly eating out of this one basket of poutine?

I'm Tiny snapping a pic of the sexy ass rubber room teacher <3

#aquarians

Me hunting down cripples for sport

Chile this man literally threw Miles into the wall. This storyline was triggering ngl! But Degrassi, imo, doesn't properly deal with it. The dad just moves out. In real life, in a family like this, I don't see the dad moving out. He'd stay there and keep being an asshole. Miles would do hardcore drugs and either OD eventually or kill himself. Frankie would disappear on someone's yacht. Hunter would either do a school shooting or become the next Elon Musk (both terrible outcomes).

not them having miles’ dad wielding a golf club like i'm not still dealing with my ptsd from craig’s dad


Who tf does Snake think he is with this facial hair???

Randum out of context “notes” i took

-”are u just gonna leave it there?” (tristan when miles parked his car in front of the school) (also me)

-”u don’t wear sleeves” (tiny dragging zig)

-”i...may vomit” (miles’s little brother when he saw asian wesley and whatsherface fooling around in her bedroom) (and like, literally same cuz..)

-”but seriously, maya…….you need help” (zig) (but honestly!)

-”u are so cute when you pretend to be a dad” (miles to dallas) (omg!!) (but literally me the three or so times dallas actually acknowledges he has a kid!!)

-it’s way better that it’s eli’s kid like it was literally disgusting when i thought it was drew’s baby

-snake asking zoe “what value do you think you can add?” like, damn

-”i can’t stand ppl looking at me like i’m some trashy teen mom like they did when u were pregnant” (clare to jenna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

-”my wife was a teen mom” (snake, for the first time in 50 years, acknowledging spike, whom he has chained up in the degrassi basement)

-”ur daughter’s been unmasked as the oomf chat cheerleading madam” literally cancel degrassi

-”put some john legend on and we can get back to it” (winston right b4 doing the smush with frankie?!??)

-”how else are we supposed to get imagine dragons’ tickets??” (owl) (literally they’re free at the library???)

-”can u believe some dweeb sent me flowers?” (hunter’s boo lol)

-”anyone wanna go check out kendrick lamar at the opera house tomorrow night?” (miles aka mr. how do u do fellow teenz)

-#miles is an undercover cop

-”just can it, glasses!” (zig saying to winston what we’re all thinking; finally sum1 said it)

-”idk, ur face kinda always loox the same” (king vince dragging the actor who plays zig lmao)

-”i didn’t even know vince had a gun” (tiny) ???? sweetheart, ur in a gang????...

-”u go to degrassi?” (becky to damon) (LMAO!)

-i can’t believe zig snitched on vince and he brought him flowers please!!!

-wait why was Clare suspendeD? Lmao..

-Snake going all the way to Haiti to ”open a school” it’s giving creepy and it’s giving sus



Bye forever!!