Pain is infinite.
This season was a slog. It BROKE me. There's no coming back from this.
Murdered, but make it fashion
God, this is so relatable. Anyway, Billiam's death was fitting. I loved how anticlimactic it was. He was so extra. A white boy from Harlem - what doya expect??
aw frank found himself a little replacement daughter, how sweet. (she will NEVER be Leo)
Dinah blowing up her man's fone lol y is Franklin ignoring her that's ur wife pick up bitch!
y did the show end with frank rolling up on a gang from the Step Up movies and opening fire upon them????
Are we supposed to think Frank is cool? He's very dad-coded. Very Boomer-lite.
wait i kinda ship it (i am in so much pain) (also, pretty sure the hitman was saying thinly-veiled slurs to curtis in this scene??)
me towards the end of this season. so tired. so broken. so old and haggard lol
this stupid bitch tried to uglify my girl madani but it didn't work! (side note: tired of people being horrifically injured on this show and it never affecting their hotness like in any way whatsoever even old ass haggard frank lol like how very hollywood)
this is so me, honestly
this tea kettle was loud as shit smh
it's giving modern day romance, actually. lovers to enemies, yep!
Frank facetiming these cartoonishly evil villains was so funny actually lol
literally shoot her like i'm tired! frank might give a shit but EYE DON'T
me threatening the hack writers. rewrite this entire season NEOW #thisbloggerstandswiththeWGA
i'd watch an old timey, in the heat of the night esque buddy cop show with frank and mahoney ngl
mahoney's wig and bandage slapped on like silly putty
It was so funny 2 me when that deranged head shrinker called Dinah asking about Billy completely giving herself away lol like this isn't how we do crime?? Dinah was like???
This is giving The Town vibes and it's eating. Wait, now I want a sequel to The Town (hmm, rock bottom?)
This extra checkin out my boo??? (He's so me-coded it's true!)
me ordering anthrax on amazon to send to producers of the show (every blonde character on this series literally fucking disgusts me and ruins any scene they're in - you will PAY for your crimes! By hook or by crook, you will pay!)
Why would you open ur door to any police officer without a warrant and then especially when u look out of ur peephole and their head is hanging down and u can't see their fucking face or a badge??? Just ur average brain-dead senator i suppose
Me towards the end of the series losing my fucking mind #whenisitgonnaend
Frank's hoes all in attendance - yep!
Me rollin' up to the creators of the show to demand an explanation 4:
1. all these non-spicy white ppl on my screen
2. y is there always russians in these shows literally NO1 CARES! Enough!!
3. this little girl has no chemistry with frank? if ur gonna have an annoying kid at least cast 4 chemistry??? literally if she got decapitated at any point in the season it would not have mattered in the slightest???
4. wtf is this gay senator storyline. like y'all r not serious. u can't be. all this drama and death cuz two dudes kissed? be fucking FOR REAL!!
5. y does billy not look like the elephant man or the eraserhead baby? he is still attractive and looks fine? Frank fucked up his face purposefully so it would negatively affect him and he looks okay? His scars will heal fine and he will still be hot? Possibly hotter cuz the way the scars are set up makes him look cool and sexy??? Explain!!
very strange karen prostituting herself for frank's benefit... keep in mind that karen has never once received any dick from frank. he has never eaten her out or even kissed her gently on the neck. no nibbling on any primary or even secondary erogenous zones. never took her on a date to chili's. unless that happened off-screen? which, if it did, thank god. but like, u r getting nothing from this deranged, mentally and spiritually incapacitated non-person, so what is all this about? mind u, i ship him with madani lol so maybe i should not speak but like at least dinah has some self-respect but like not that much more i aint forget she was taking raw dick from billiam :/
Me taking a pic of bae lol
Um, excuse me, girlie? Get ur pale paw off Madani's man??
Hmm this def parallels when Billy escaped from the hospital earlier in the season and had the therapist hostage with him but in this case Dinah is like voluntarily helping Frank escape hmm
What this is telling me is that Madani y Castle are canon? Like, that's what I'm getting from this lol *deranged laughter*. When is season 3 like i need them to be officially working 2gether and slowly falling in love I WILL KILL MYSELF
mahoney is such a castle-hater but when i forced myself to watch daredevil he seemed to be in love with daredevil??? and daredevil is way worse because he unironically wears a costume like mahoney is a curious one
I'm Mahoney struggling thru this season. And it's really Jon carrying me thru - it really is :(
big curt gettin his little ptsd vets avengers squad 2gether
"i told u to stay put" (frank yelling on the fone to curtis, a grown ass black man - slavery is over, jackass)
This scene got me, it was really brutal. It's also so funny Billy did all this and doesn't even remember what fucking happened 2 him. He's such a clown. Classic white boy with a caesar cut behavior.
This was cool. Need this right now.
God, me #strugglin'
Me pretending to sleep
-frank giving the girls a dramatic lightskin pose, giving the girls depressed ducklips realness, giving the girls i'm a monster but make it sexy
No!!
Can't stand Frank's son. Glad he got killed.
me wen frank starts telling another damn story bout them damn dead wife and kids
Me side-eyeing Frank. Weird guy.
Lightskin DEFEATED
Sum1 should prob call CPS?
curt posted up eating spaghetti with this stupid girl instead of at home loving on his boo. why was this show even made
Frank creepily watchin his booboos sleep :')
this whyt girl side-eyeing and pointing a gun at madani? I want her DEAD!!
what theFUCK--WHO R THESE??? this story line is literally so stupid, boring and irrelevant i am going to hunt down and kill everyone involved in the decision making process that led to it being placed on my screen and i mean it!
this bartendress was kind of cunt (they had her say the most aggressively cliche "i don't want any trouble" but she pulled it off mostly because she looks like a yassified versh of dee from always sunny)
Dani wut's the security like at ur building y Billy all up in the apartment??
Me 2 the writers when they try to write scenes for that blonde girl, that weird mormon serial killer, russians?, that politics guys and his parents??, and also that darkwhite lightskin that curtis had to buy glasses for like BE SERIOUS
Frank is a clown
Me rollin' up 2 Marvel headquarters - NO MORE.
Gross
Dani and Big Curt watching their man torture civilians on home soil #AmericanHero
MVP of the season lol #BlackAmericanQueen #BusinessOwner #Billyrobbedasmallbusiness #Billybelievesinreversereparati
Now why he buzz open the door after my queen Lillian stood her ground? lightskins are so problematic smh
jngkjnmfdkjl
These three are the only characters I care about. When it's mostly just these three (and sometimes Billy) the show is PEAK. Like, let's get with the program.
this character was adorable where's her spinoff
Dani and Curt romance when??
Gia on Euphoria wen Rue be havin one of her crackhead fits
Why did Frank leave this dude alive? He's literally running a CP ring?? #sus
Can u tell wut Frank is talking about here? #TAKEADAMNGUESS
me staring into my cup of coffee during any scenes that aren't frank and madani possibly having sexual/romantic tension with each other or scenes where frank is severely whooping on people for no reason like let's get serious
Me on my knees begging and praying 4 this shit to fucking please be over #season3when
Legs and uterus wide open to the world
Currently reading: Mine by Robert R. McCammon. I'm only on chapter one but it's already insane.
Frank concentrating hard as hell on this card trick 4 toddlers #militarybrainrot
Frank and Dani both #TeamCoffee
Yep, they're soulbaes - confirmed!
this ratchet white girl digging her hand in madani's purse? this little ghetto rat look like she steal from claire's
take madani's suit off! u are not fit to lick the shit off the bottom of her shoe!!
plz y is turk comedic relief? wen i forced myself 2 watch daredevil it showed he was a literal trafficker??
y is billy's flat ass so large on the screen
This crackhead vet giving Madani necessary side-eye lol
I literally screencapped this just because Frank was looking at Madani, and not even in any sort of particular way? Please y did i watch this
Billy's obsessed gay drawings all about frank and that weird racist-seeming skeleton insignia
Am I mistaken? Did Dinah just have Frank's Punisher vest stored in her closet???
LEAVE CURTIS ALONE LET HIM LIVE IN PEACE!!
me tryna get ppl to watch the interview with the vampire tv show (u don't understand - louis is black now!! yes he's still a whiny, pathetic loser but now this time he is B L A C K like wut aren't you understanding?? do i need to get violent???)
Billy wen his former molester told him he wasn't sexy anymore #gagged!
frank gobbling up all of madani's gross health food cereal - it's so romantic and intimate ahhh!!!!!!
y didn't they show us billy killing his abuser? #hmm like this is his only valid kill? interesting
Look how they massacred my boy :'(
How I roll up on public transport. It's the only way.
this random bus bully saying 2 billy: "this is sum edward scissorhands shit right here"
i mean, i wish. a little neosporin and billy will be fine?? like
this bit was giving michael myers halloween teas. i'm like 70% sure it was an intentional reference/homage but 30 percent also sure it was not a homage but just them kind of stealing the mike myers aesthetic 4 bill's character in this episode [they were also playing halloween-esque music here] idk lol it was prob just a reference tho and not outright just stealing the vibe probably :)
Billy thought he shitted on 'em (he kinda did)
Idk them both being framed in the same pane is giving soulm8s finally encountering one another on the same plane idk!!!
God, me #goingthruitchile
Idky Frank watching hockey was weird to me lol. I think it's cuz I actually dreamed about it the night b4 i watched the episode??? Like, sumtimes i'm psychic, but only for dumb shit. #annoying
Bill in his catboy era: CONFIRMED!!
I feel that!
Um, who told u u could just destroy this motel?? #arresthimi'mserious #criminal
This yt choir singing Wade in the Water???
Ok, so y r so many ppl from this town sick? Was there like a chem spill in the water? Sometimes stuff happens in the show and I'm like i wonder if this story is being covered in one of the 20 million other Marvel properties and wen that thought occurs 2 me i immediately decide i no longer care cuz i aint watching that shit so MOVING ON!
Gotta stay prayed up
Idk wut these tattoos mean? I assumed sum racist shit but not sure. He was in a gang but it's not clear 2 me wut kind. Decided i don't care lol. Didn't care about this storyline in the slightest. I liked the actor tho, so no shade to him (unless it comes out he's a racist or a pedo or a Swiftie or something then nvm)
This encapsulates my general mood churning thru this grueling season
Not Dinah rolling up in a copter to rescue her man??
Me one second into episode one (it's true)
Negro, u have ur entire asshole and crack out???
me wen i ask a child 2 dig sum shit outta my butt
plz she is so close to his ass crack? (i wonder how u prepare for a scene like this? hopefully baby wipes are involved. or is that weird to hope? let's just move on!)
Why does Frank just have duct tape on hand??
me 2 the writers. You're sick.
wut was the point of beth i thot frank was going 2 go back 2 her and take care of her fatherless kid lol??
*lightskin stare*
y do u have a little girl tied up in a seedy motel room? (Anyway, buy Coca Cola, guys! Support small businesses!!)
frank tells catface (dats my nickname for beth) his name is not pete it's frank after he been cumming raw inside this binch all night. she's all like "i should throw u out" like yeah this dude is a sociopathic lunatic who lied to u who knows wtf this COMPLETE STRANGER is capable of but she's just like but intuitively i know ur a good guy like ur a mother ur a dumb bird the writing for some of the woman characters my god.
she's snuggled up with a stranger after he reveals he lied to her and has done some super-sus shit he shadily refuses to disclose???? "guess u gotta take the good wen it comes" she says. DICK THIRSTY! get this lunatic out of ur house! and where is urDAMN CHILD!!!!
dead wife and kids and billy thee betrayer's flashback twenty-three minutes into the first episode :) *I will kill EVERYONE*
imagine: ur a small boy and ur mom's dick appointment clomps down the stairs at 7 in the fucking morning b4 she's even made breakfast looking like a goon straight from the underworld like just imagine this shit - the trauma, the disgust. I mean, mom's gotta get her groove on; mama's got a life, too, jody, but have some decorum, my god (also love how frank is slithering away out of the house w/o saying goodbye like i don't like thinking of frank as a guy who doesn't make pancakes in the morning for his one night stands. Just ghetto and musty all around - NO CLASS; a nasty, strong-faced little weasel)
Frank mind ur business challenge (impossible)
my queen, Big Debra <3
sorry, his face 😂
so tired. so much pain
random notes i took out of context from my padded cell:
-im gonna fuckin lose it
-cat-faced hottie single mum kinda desperado? picking a goon-looking man up at a bar? he looks like he does security for vinny chase like wuts going on [bad writing for women??]
-bar lady acting insecure cuz she has a kid asking frank if it "bothers him" - um, ur 40 and he's in his late sixties y would he think it's weird that u have a kid??
-cat face asks frank if he's sum kinda criminal in trouble w/ law and he says no. ummmmmmmmmmmmmm you killed like a million civilians?
-cat face's son (about frank): who is he? why is he here? (so sad lol)
-y is frank saying "let's go get in the bathroom", to a child whom he kidnapped to a motel room, without like further information???? can she get a follow-up? some reassurance? some kids have no protection in the world smh (frank is literally her protector in this case? this is sick)
-very stranj frank has this child holed up in a seedy motel room telling her to dig around his ass??
-lord this little blonde bastard gets on my nerves chile
-frank tawkin about he "had 2 get involved" - wut do u mean by this? literally no u didn't???
-obsessed with how billy's mask loox worse than his face? [mb representative of how he feels more than anything but still lol]
-*seinfeld voice* wuts the deal with every1 sick?? [xtian scientists??? dunno] [toxic waste spill east palestine?]
-the big reveal of billy's horrifically disfigured face~ obsessed with how he doesn't look bad at all lol
-frank referring to ppl he maniacally kills as "bad guys" [in ref to him "saving" blondie] feels incredibly arbitrary. if they're the bad guys then does that make u the good guy? and if so, why? like wut criteria r we using here lol he is deranged
-literally those ppl tryna capture blondie is none of his bizness??? and his constant justification of why he got involved is so cringe like i can't tell if it's intentional or are we the audience expected to be like cheering him on literally mind ur fucking business what's not clicking???
-the sheriff asking him "why get involved?" - exactly. like he is being critiqued within the text lol but like im pretty sure we as the audience are expected to not agree with the sheriff's line of questioning lmao like literally frank just mind ur business like please get a hobby or a gf or something just find something to fucking do all this bitch does is kill people like its getting VERY WEIRD
-sheriff [about a child]: y did u tie her up? frank: she's ungrateful. kids 2day they got no manners [is this a bit like is this comedy he needs to be put down i'm so serious] [no like i know he was joking but is he 0_0??] (also, nothing's funny. not a thang.)
-frank using a child as bait to lure in more ppl for him to kill like pleaz get a hobby take up chess or painting or something im mcfreaking BEGGING YOU! It was cute in season 1 but now it's getting weird. actually it was weird in seas1 but at least u could vaguely understand his motivations now it's just giving head empty no thots it's giving mkultra programming glitch or some shit like can u find something to do? (that's NOT killing bitches!) Anyway wen is season 3
-the pretty cop is named ogden??
-"well i'm not in kindergarten, doc, and i aint gonna fingerpaint" adult cat boy brooklyn bad bish billiam
-"that blood is urs and it's mine and it's his" um am i allowed to ship frank, madani and brooklyn bill in some fucked up, mentally deranged poly threesome? why can't this show be good instead of what it actually is: a show that doesnt have at least 1 scene where my trio of smol beans has a dp 3sum full of blood and bullet holes and billiam breaks down and cries during it at least once and when frank cums it's weird like his cum is dust or lint balls or something
-"the only closure billy would've understood is a bullet in the head" thats wut happens wen u grow up in the american foster care system like let's be real about that. wait is this show doing social commentary (blatantly lol but i just ignore it because the politics are shallow and cringe like lets just get to frank killing people omkay wait am i the problem lolol)
-curtis being "next of kin" 4 killy (i accidentally wrote billy as killy - keeping it)?? that's so sad and so cute???
-wen bill told his former molester that he went back 2 the group home and noticed they now sell apartments and the pedo replied "so?" - no but like literally me lol (not the pedo part!!)
-shout outs 2 tommy o'neal for snitching on that pedo and getting him sent to singsing!! #snitchonurabusers #sendemtosingsing
-the psychologist buying billy clothes like he's her little son??/
-who TF is chankevsky???
-y does frank reminisce more about lisa than his son lol or why does he focus more on lisa than his son when he is getting all sobby and emo about his dead family lol he barely mentions his son and when he does it's to reminisce about some horrible moment where his son was being more psychotic than frank could ever hope 2 be #justcurious
-"please don't leave here again" that deranged psychologist telling an equally deranged psycho not to leave her apt like y not gurl???
-frank pushing a little girl on the floor??? someone call cps??
-billy saying "oh i paid already" and pulling up his mask to reveal a mildly-scarred face that is mostly healed and he looks fine and also he's done horrible, horrific things to people who loved him so no you have not paid in any way whatsoever? #mentallyill
-who tf are these russians????
-"oh, i wanna go home" (curtis - he's so me-coded)
-"the last woman to point a gun at me got a bullet in the head" (romantic heartthrob billiam)
-the writing for women on this show...like literally y is a professional psychologist begging a deranged lunatic criminal murderer to stay and why is she having unprotected sex with him like imagine if she got pregnant w/ his demon seed please wut sort of girl boss career woman shit is this
-mentally hara-kiring myself anytime frank tries to bring up his dead wife and kids this season like bitch we already did this in season 1 wrap it up!!!
-"lillian, ur a crazy old bird, but i think i like you" (billiam) (one thing u can say about bill is that he has good taste in women)
-the ep (ep7) with no blonde girl and no russians and no weird hitman priest was so good like why couldn't they all be this way - a massive overhaul of the season/re-write was NECESSARY
-"castle wouldn't kill a cop" what a hero!
-dani(in love; a bird): "castle's got a code"/mahoney: "listen 2 urself: the man is a maniac!" get her lol
-franklin: "i'm not like you people - i can do things u can't do" (it's giving not like other girls with zero irony like this is not a serious show)
-the psychologist trying to ~runaway~ with bill like they're white trash teenagers from an abusive home like ur a grown ass woman with a respectable career and he is a deranged fugitive wut's not clicking???
-the billy has amnesia plot is lame
-i can't stand that blonde girl but her identifying frank as selfish after knowing him for like a week was too on-point
-"i dreamed about frank every night" (billy) (gay!)
-that bird psychologist being like "who decides who's innocent?" when she and big d were talking about frank versus billy and dinah's position base is that billy is evil but frank is "good" because he kills ~bad people~ and that bird psychologist is like um girl who is the arbiter of good and bad and honestly she gagged big d like dinah was really dick-riding her man franklin in this conversation but seriously don't ever talk to my girl like that again who tf do you think u r u r literally taking cum loads from a deranged lunatic have a seat!
-billy's boo 2 dinah about frank: "so, what, he's exempt because of some archaic idea of chivalry?" (no bird, he's exempt because he's dinah's man and also because he's the protagonist and titular character like wut aren't you understanding??)
-anytime bill says "brothers" or "brotha" or "brotherhood" it sounds like a slur
-big curt: "i'm gonna take a shower, that's wut i'm gonna do" - literally go home 2 ur girlfriend?????
-karen saying "it doesn't change how i feel about u" wen frank ~admits~ 2 killing 3 innocent women? Just thirsty - like isn't the whole reason she's up his ass becuz she views him as a hero? Killing 3 innocent women (mind u he didn't actually lol but she dont know that)...isn't heroic??
-frank talkin bout sum "now i'm the monster" sir you always were????? this show is so unserious
-"u kill 1 irishman and we all bleed, know wut im sayin?" not in the slightest
-karen screaming "u cannot keep loving ppl in ur dreams" 2 frank like SPILL he is such a WEIRDO - but girl stand up! have some self-respect and move on where is that blind lawyer boo of urs at least he has an apartment girl like frank is not husband material be serious (also move cuz that's madani's man!)
-"y u in an ambulance, mahoney?" lol
-"he ran, he left u bleeding in the dirt" dinah dragging billy's bae
-losin it, gonna do it, where's louis from last season wen u need him?? oh, right, he blew himself up. kinda wish i was there right now, ngl..
