ER, season 3

Jesus Hussein Christ! A chilling portent for the season--really, the series as a whole--if I ever saw one.

Why does he write like that? Is it just my astigmatism corrupting the perspective? Is he writing normally? Idk he honestly gives at least 37% lizard person teas at all times for me, ngl

They really have any and everybody on ER. I need to start watching these normie doctor and cop shows more often because they will just have the most random actors out of nowhere and you're just like yeah sure Omar Epps is a doctor now, yeah okay Morris Chestnut is a deadbeat fuckboy nurse who impregnates The Asian One, oh yeah okay John Stamos is here too and we're expected to believe someone who looks like him could make it all the way through medical school sure (I haven't gotten to that season/those seasons yet so don't even know if he plays a Doing Medicine Guy but I am already shaking just thinking about it)

Anyway Omar Epps is Dr. Gant and he totally survives it to the end of the season so don't worry about that if you were :)

Referring to Benton as all types of Satans and Lucifers. Hmmm it's giving racially-charged, spesh when we see how deranged and unhinged quite literally every other white working professional at the hospital is but OKAY

So they just throw the Jeanie Has HIV card at us as soon as the season opens. Great. Like I'm not even shocked, we already knew what it was when her ignoramus, useless piece of shit of an ex-husband turned up last season coughing and looking stupid. Rolls eyes, like why can't Doug get AIDS? He's actively fucking patients and staff on the clock at the hospital like if anyone deserves it it's him or even Gerry because I don't like Gerry (Jerry?) so he should get it just for that. Annoyed!

Peter looking gorjus while Jeanie breaks the news about her status. What is his problem?

You can't see it in this shitty screencap, but I like how they had this moment in the show where it looks like a ghost version of Benton is lowkey giving a back massage to a drained and weary (but still corporeal) Carter. A little bit is the show shipping these two characters together or am I just mentally ill? Am I like those brain-damaged subhumans who ship Mike and Will on Stranger Things? No, I think I'm closer to the mentally-sound and incredibly intelligent and gorgeous girlbosses who ship Buddie on 9-1-1, an actual canon ship that is happening and very real. I think nothing's wrong with me and I am right that ER is full-on pushing out some sort of secret code that only the most intelligent and thoughtful viewers such as myself will be able to catch. Benton and Carter are REAL! Only they have to show us real-seers in code due to homophobia and racism probably that's why :) This is all so totally logical and sound wow :')

So one of Susan's storylines this season is that she wants to take a trip :) Omg yay, she is so Character-Who's-Going-2-Last-Super-Long-On-The-Show coded <3

This diva was super real for putting Jeanie onto game. I love when anyone is nice to Jeanie or tries to help her she's like an angel to me and she deserves the world and it just makes me really emotional. Only thing I hate is that he's essentially having to tell her she needs to hide her HIV diagnosis from her place of work because if they find out basically her life is ruined like yay for him helping but I hate how depressing and fucked up it all is, like I wish he were helping her pick out the best shade of foundation for her skintone or something, you know, something divalicious, not AIDS

Carter is still constantly bothering Big Benton and begging for any little scrap of attention and energy he can get from him. Look how stupid he looks like you can tell he thinks he is giving Cool Girl and Nonchalant, no sweetie you look pathetic but it's why I love him like I would be downbad for Benton, too. It just makes his character feel super authentic lol

That feeling when you just got the call from the AIDS TEST RESULTS CENTER and your results are negative. Yay finally failing feels good for once :)

Not the nurses calling Carter uppity *snickers*. It's the head shape and the nose and the sweaters, I fear

[R and B music intensifies] Daddy Benton rolling up to the function rocking his baddie chain. He really gives Cool Uncle that never shows up with a girl so everyone thinks he's gay but really it's just he's a huge loser who has no game and lowkey gives serial killer because of the hand sanitizer he keeps in the glove compartment of his car <3

Benton hugging up on his sister like he knows her as a woman. They are sooo....

Is it true that bald head men don't know how to BBQ? They always the main ones I see behind the grill, tho them burgers do be kinda crisp...

Why does Weaver think it's her business whether or not Jeanie has been tested for HIV? I get the AIDS crisis was still pretty fresh and people were still ignorant, clearly even in the medical field, and everyone's still a bit in panic mode about it but I'm just not seeing how Jeanie's status is anyone's business at her job? They make it a whole thing this season eventually about how dangerous it could be for someone with HIV to work on patients but there are plenty of other contagious diseases a hospital employee can have that could potentially be spread to patients but no one is freaking out over those, only the HIV. Idk it's giving slow and stupid like care about every contagious, harmful disease that can possibly be passed on or don't care about any of them at all, like no employee is wearing a mask to prevent possible spread of a viral flu etc but Jeanie who wears gloves all the times is getting side-eyed over the idea of HYPOTHETICALLY cutting herself and getting blood into a patient's wound idk it's just #interesting

Jeanie talking bout sum My test was negative :)

Girl, you look like a corpse smh

Next time just tell that hobbly ho to pay the business that minds her!

Carty transforming into his full lizard form <3

"Carter, cum, I need you" isn't crazy to y'all?????

Carter's full name being John Truman Carter is sooo. He's never beating the inbred blue blood lizard person who lives in the tunnels underground allegations, I fear

Haleh asking if she looks like Carter's mom. Lowkey kinda? She definitely could've fixed him if she were. Life is a cruel bitch.

Look at the Giggle Sisters. Two losers. Can't believe they fumbled what could've been a cute little relationship that likely would've been pulverized to smithereens had it actually happened and Susie didn't leave for Arizona. Like, knowing ER there's zero chance they would've ended in happiness had they got together but so what I would like to see it!

I truly hate Jeanie's storyline and I just wish her husband would be kicked to death in the head by a horse, like he truly irks me and has totally ruined Jeanie's life like why can't he just be beheaded by dynamite??? It's crazy that Jeanie is paying out of pocket for not just her meds but also her stupid husband's because she doesn't want to go through her employers insurance, plus AL is stupid and useless. I just want everyone who thought up this storyline to explode and pass away :)

Me in my decrepit geriatric years still Carter boymomming #CarterBoyMom4Lyfe

I love how there's like a million scenes of Benton walking into a room and being like "Carter, what r u doing" or "Carter, why r u here?". Babe, he works there. Idk I just feel like at this point Benton likes saying Carter's name all the time just to have it on his big, juicy lips

Benton tryna mind control Carter to force eye contact <3

This was so weird and nasty when Benton was literally like shoving Jeanie out of the way when they were working on a patient in the ER. All because he knows about her HIV diagnosis. He was so weird and ugly and evil for this and WHY does this show want Jeanie to experience only the horrors and never anything good or nice like what did she even do to y'all??

Two idiots. Giggling and teeheeing like the two losers they are. Just wasting time. Now Susan's been banished to the ER basement with Chun Lee and Shep and Mark is gonna have to date a fucking Bri'ish "porson" next season like these two really irk me and honestly I'm glad Mark ended up passing away and Susan was cursed with Donal Logue for a baby daddy like it's honestly what they deserve

Peter is so... He was acting so ignorant and HIGHKEY hypocritcal over Jeanie continuing to work on patients. Knowing damn well he would be trembling and shaking with tears welling up in his big, beautiful brown eyes if the roles were reversed and it was him with the HIV still trying to do his job and carry on with some dignity. And he had the audacity to say he would've quit immediately had his results come in positive. THAT'S A LIE! Nobody's buying that shit! All those years of medical school just to throw the scrubs away over a cute little HIV diagnosis? Benton would do just like Jeanie and try to keep it on the low while doing everything to safely continue his work lmao he is such a hypocrite and honestly embarrassing himself as a medical professional, but he DEFINITELY is not the only one.

Me when I try to act all smug and saditty over not having HIV even though it's been made very clear I am not even super strict with condom usage and the only reason I don't have AIDS is pure luck and nothing else

Carter in his sleepyboy t-shirt is making me FERAL. Mind you he looks like an alien in a human skinsuit like 90% of the time but okay #needhelp911

Jeanie literally doing her job but here go Benton bringing his dark and sinister vibes to prevent a patient from being treated. Glad Jeanie told him to mind his business and got right back to work #girlbosstings

Chile... Susan asking Mark to go on a baecation with her. First of all, never ask a man out. I know she's a Gen Xer but like there are rules for a reason...

And here this bald fool go looking stupid directly after Big Suze asks him on a baecay. Like what a perfect opportunity to be like omg yay we get 2 go on vacay 2gether and finally have sex yay!! But he just stands there looking dumb and of course it makes Suzie feel stupid and she is just like nvm PLEASE KILL ME so I don't have to look at this any longer.

LMAO Gant was truly disturbed and confounded at the thought of Benton voluntarily wanting to work with kids. Like, literally. And they killed him for it, too smh

???? It's giving C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man teas and you already know that's not the tea you want to ever be giving

ejnrfuineroinvoinsjnejfnsvnenkl But honestly moments like this is how you know Benton lowkey really loves Carter (NOT delusional!) cuz the way I woulda been reported him for constantly stalking me and lowkey being weird affff lmao

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Benty's face when he burst in on Gant injecting Carter in the ass :')

Benton telling Jeanie to stay away from his patients??? Why do I feel like this is him subconsciously punishing her for potentially exposing him to HIV? Idk cuz he's doing entirely three much for me

Maggie telling What'shisface he was really good with a young female patient because he essentially gave her boy advice which amounted to: "Don't be a desperate little low-self esteem having ho". Like, okay. I HATE when they try to make it seem like Doug is a good person because he does well with his patients. Um, that's the bare minimum. It's his job and is what he was trained to do. And are we forgetting last season when a kid came in struggling with his sexuality and Doug was too uncomfortable to deal with him so quite literally just didn't do anything???? But he's such a stud, such a HERO!

Benton looking at his stupid idiot son/mentee/little lord fauntleboytoy

Maggie coming to get Doug so he can say byebye to the patient he was so "good" with earlier (he literally just got done getting fucked and sucked in that room on the clock)

Gant quite literally asking Carter to move in with him???? They've known each other for three weeks?? I wish Benton's SLOW AND SIMPLE ASS would take some damn notes. Shoot, Susan and Mark's goofy, pasty asses, too! smh

He's so useless :')

It was so hot when Benton gritted his teeth at Carter and angrily demanded he get the slides that burnt up to a crisp in Carter's apartment fire and definitely no longer exist :')

Me when they tried to give Hathaway a Nurse Who Wants 2 Be a Doctor~~ storyline. It's funny how that was a total flop because she's a total flop. They had to hit the redux with Abby and that time the storyline actually succeeded because, well, Abby's not a loser. I mean, well, not as much as Hathaway lol like let's not do TOO MUCH

Clooney tryna act again. We'll get 'em next time, slugger!

Doug acting all put-upon and indignant because Mark wanted him to take a drug test after he brought in that soused woman who died on the table. Be serious, queen. He is so bratty and immature. They frame it as he's such a rebel~ and a rogue cowboy badboy from the wrong side of the train tracks or whatever but he's just obnoxious and totally self-absorbed, but he's certainly not the only one so I can't even hate him for that specifically *rolls eyes*

They tried to frame this dude as being some out-of-this-world hunk of the week or something and he's such a baddie and any diva would dream of getting hunched on by him in his jeans but he honestly just reminds me of the dad from Home Improvement so I didn't feel anything when Jeanie declined a date with him. Mind you he was wearing fucking like cowboy boots. Any dude rolling up anywhere in cowboy boots is not to be trusted, he would've had Jeanie tied up in the stables somewhere watching him molest cows or some shit (what), so I don't feel no typa way about him getting ER blackholed

I love Carla's megawatt smile. Benton aint know what to do with all that. He's such a loser lol

I kind of hate how sultry and seductive Carla is always being? Like this isn't some erotic thriller, babe, you're in stiff and vanilla ass ER, and you're talking to the King of the Stick Up His Ass doing all that gooey and gushy Mae West typa shit lol like the energy levels just aren't matching for me

I genuinely wish Al would just do a late-stage abortion on himself and please just remove him from my sight and Jeanie's life forever and then once he is on the other side he starts doing work to totally erase the fact that he ever existed to begin with but knowing him he'll need somebody's help because he is just useless, just a total and complete drain on Jeanie and society as a whole and I know if he was dead and in the underworld or whatever he'd be even worse due to how time doesn't really exist there. Lawd help us!

I, too, would jump in front of a train if I genuinely thought Benton hated me. Gant was real as hell, don't lie!

Why was this Chuny's Halloween costume lmao. She looks so cute but lowkey is she doing a hate crime? It's okay because Hathaway wrote about her racistly in that book she wrote (I think it was Hathaway because she's annoying and that's very fanfiction writer coded) so it all evens out in the end

They had a child!! (???) Why is it--nvm... Genes are crazy!

Wait Carter is so cute holding this little girl's hand and stroking her hair. It's funny how stuff like this works on me (usually) when Carter does it, but when Doug has a "cute" moment with a kid patient I am like girl ANYWAY THAT IS JUST U DOING UR DAMN JAWB!! *chuckles lightly to myself*

Susan screwing her face up at the flowers Mark got for her that he pretended he didn't get for her smh. Lmao they were never going to work even if their stupid asses could figure shit out and actually get together. Two complete and absolute morons lol

Gant asking Benton why he's riding him. He's so...forward. Can't believe Carter's quivering bussy ass never asked this.

Lmao. But turns out yeah, Benton is being a huge nasty diva to Gant because he feels he needs to be tougher on Gant because he is black like huh he already got it tough why you throwing on extra shit. But that's honestly how some older-head black people are, talking about you gotsta work ten times as hard as if we all don't know that. This really could've been a cute little opportunity for Benton to take Gant under his wing, show him the ropes, but no he just wanna drive him to killing himself. I guess that's what they call breaking generational curses. NOT!

Benton confessing to going as a scientist one year as a kid for Halloween. What a total DWEEB and LOSER!! There's no way he had friends as a little boy lol. Honestly imagining Benton as a little boy sitting alone in the school cafeteria wearing a little suit is honestly making me want to cry omg and now I'm imagining the exact same story for Carter like they are so soulmates coded :'/ (you just made all that up???)

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Okay...

Lowkey me when Jeanie goes on dates with that cute lightskin scientist dude who lowkey seems sinister in like an Obama sort of way

Look at my angel. Look what they've done to her. Everyone responsible for Jeanie's pain will receive it back tenfold and it will never let up, trust on that!

Itchy in my mouche? There's no way Mark's big bald stupid ass thought Susie was tryna fuck on Morgenstern? I would've blocked Mark for that and never talked to him ever again if I was Susie but let's honestly look at the facts here: Would Susie smash Morgenstern? Honestly, she's not above it and Mark maybe wasn't out of pocket for thinking Susie really would fuck on any and everybody lol but with that being the case why was he acting all weird and shy like if Susie has basically no bar that means you have the same shot as any guy, or was that kind of the isssue for him? #hmmm

There's no way...

Carter getting bullied and whooped on as a full grown adult lol. *shakes head and chuckles*. I refused to learn the name of the character that was hurting him but this storyline was actually chilling/disturbing and I wish Carter could do more to protect patients but it honestly seems sinister in a Skull and Bones sort of way to be a surgeon so it's not a ton he can do. Glad my son was able to escape from surgery to the honestly equally horrific ER. Can't wait to see him going through every horror known to man and beyond in the following seasons there yay!

Am I into Carter's age gap fetish? I'm def into it when it's him and Benton but I think that's cuz Benton pays him dust majority of the time. This older diva is all in on the Carter peepee and it's like hmm okay. I definitely was into her babying him and putting tampons up his nose in this scene, tho. I don't know what that's about and I refuse to explore it :)

Benton stays asking Carter why he's somewhere or what is he doing lmao I'm sorry it's so funny and he's always got his face twisted up he is lowkey so obsessed with him please

Me when Mark kept tryna act like Morgenstern was lowkey fine and somehow his competition for Susie's affection

? Maggie Doyle (she's not serious with this name) reported a seemingly suicidal patient for overdosing on alcohol in an effort to try to kill the baby in her stomach. Maggie framed it like the woman had committed a murder or child abuse but the kid wasn't even born and the woman was clearly extremely mentally ill. This was super side-eye worthy like why would you call the cops over like a psychologist or social worker first? Very ODD behavior

Mark looking stupid and giving mole person as he runs after Susan's train to do a last-minute love confession and to prevent her from leaving Chicago and also the show lol. Like, did he even try to comb the three remaining scraps of hair on his head or put on some lipchap or something like babe you've gotta give her simple ass something to work with smh

Ooop--It's giving FRIENDZONED :/

Susie saying she doesn't belong in Chicago and ~has a new life~, mind you she's talking about Phoenix, Arizona...

Bye, girl. It's funny how Susie leaves the show (in the middle of the season, mind you) and it makes absolutely ZERO IMPACT. We get to the next episode and it's like she was never even there. Making absolutely no mark or impression is honestly really funny and a little bit impressive, but mostly just extremely sad and uncomfortably embarrassing.

*stares in silence*. So that useless waste of space Al, Jeanie's old thang that just won't quit, goes to County for treatment eventho he knows his ex works there with his same last name and a million people who work there know who she is and so of course if someone treated him for AIDS complications there would be a high chance they would see his last name and be able to put two and two together that he is likely a relative of hers which is what literally happens. Mark treats him and messily is like Any relation to Jeanie Boulet?? MIND UR BALD BUSINESS!! Why did Al even go to this hospital? I forgot his excuse for why he didn't pick a different hospital but I honestly don't care please can a stampede of elephants come crashing through and trample him to death right now this instant!! God, he grinds my gears and here come this bald bitch immediately zooming to Jeanie talking about ~I guess u didn't feel the need to get tested~. Nigga, that's NONE of your business AT ALL! And of course Jeanie pays him so what does Mr. Amazing and Noble Doctor do? Well of course he illegally pulls her records to find out she in fact is HIV positive and instead of Mark being immediately struck by lightning he goes on some big tear all in a huff tryna pull Jeanie off the floor and prevent her working directly with patients. Is this because you were friendzoned during your great big romantic~ gesture with Susie? It's what you deserved and I smile thinking of how karma really tags and tatters this bald bitch not just a few eps later in the season but fairly relentlessly for the rest of his time on the show until his death. I just smile so serenely thinking of how he receives his comeuppance for this and I can't even sit in my anger because at the end of the day I know God Got It lol so aint even no sweat :)

Lmao is that Lil Fizz??

Ideally, this would be a good thing :/

Imagine this happening to Season 1 Baby Carter. The one time Benton wants to be all affirmative and reassuring and shit Carter is too distracted, pooping his pantaloons over Benton discovering that he's fucking that old lady on the low low. And why does Benton want to roll up to Carter's car like a sex attacker in the night awkwardly mumbling him sweet nothings when Carter has more confidence now and doesn't need to be hyped as much as he did in the first two seasons? Gant is literally on the precipice and could use an encouraging word or two? No, nothing for him? Okay the ending of Red Shoes it is then, great!

The fact that Jeanie even had to do this is pissing me tf off. She should be able to come through and massacre that entire hospital for this. Yes, she was brave and was giving badass but fuck all that please just give her one of them guns the CIA be buying for them inbred dent-brain incels they be flirting with in them racial chatrooms and just let her unleash. Please just take all of Jeanie's pain away and give it to Doug, Al and Mark like she doesn't deserve any of this.

Hathaway tryna cozy up to Jeanie now that she know she got HIV LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Jeanie said girl, move kjnjksncifmimckln

And that's exactly what your evil, bald ass get! I wonder if this is what activated the tumor in his brain :)

LMaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not him begging Jeanie for help bitch get somebody else to do it! Jeanie's too sweet and actually helps him eventho he lowkey tried to get her fired from her job. That's okay, he got a big storm coming his way, nothing to even get mad about :)

God, imagine ~accidentally~ overhearing the milf that's grooming you diss the man you're criminally in love with and psychosexually obsessed with. Imagine having to hear the love of your life get dragged and be humiliated. Chile the ick this would give me but Carter is just taking it like a punch to the gut. The way I would've popped up from that desk and immediately started cackling at Benton but I'm not a real lover, I'm more of a Romano type of girly <3

Secretly, occasionally, I shipped Jeanie and Mark. I threw salt on that entirely after he illegally accessed her files of course but idk there's a little something there. I'm glad, tho, that Mark gets a tumor and dies eventually and he never comes to know true, transformative love under Jeanie's warm and careful embrace :)

The only time I liked Doug was when he, without having to be performative or make a big civil rights deal about it, casually said Jeanie was a great PA. It just came out so natural and easy for him and seeing how simple that was for him it's like why does everyone else have to put themselves and Jeanie through a whole ass humiliation ritual before she can just do her job and live her life in peace??

Lil Miss Dead Eyes talking bout that weak ass suicide attempt again. Girl, stop trying to be relevant. You can tell she only wants to be "friends" with Jeanie now because Jeanie is viewed as diminished in her hollow eyes due to her positive status lol like she is beyond transparent and barely a human to me

Mark Green with a head like a bean. Clock that tea clock that tea!!!

The way this kinda parallels what happens with Carter and that schizo patient later in the series. If only Doug could've been nearly fatally stabbed, too *wistfully sighs*

They got Kirsten Dunst in this season going through the horrors, because why not. I can't fully care about her scenes because they put her next to Doug and you can tell they want us to be like aww he is so patient and amazing with her even when he makes mistakes he cares so much but they just aren't able to sell me on Doug and his gigantic head at all so it's giving *skips ahead*

Benty looking aghast at discovering Carter laid up on the couch (during work hours??) with that baby-voiced elder lover of his. Why are there SO MANY scenes of Benton bursting in to find Carter in a compromising position? They are in that writers room just laughing with tears in their eyes, unable to breathe at this bit apparently. But they have made an immeasurable mistake. My only takeaway is that when Carter is doing something sus it sends out some weird sexual signal to Benton who gets an itch at the base of his skull and bootyhole. He doesn't know why but it activates something in him and he moves to find the throbbing source. Carter is doing any and everything to send out heat signals to his man his man his man and it works every time but all this edging is only going to cause me to Gant myself PLEASE JUST ALLOW ME ONE SINGLE MOMENT OF RELEASE

A full grown man doing this

I was not feeling Dr. Baby Voice insinuating that Benton was trying to blackmail her. Mr. Goody Two Shoes No Friends At Summer Camp trying to blackmail someone? It's giving projection idk like that's not Benton, idk who you hang around with or have been exposed to but that's not him. I hated how kinda smug and weird she was too like it a little bit felt racist but I couldn't get all the way into it because Benton fully almost killed a baby and was not good as a pediatric surgeon at all lol so idk let's just move on :)

Carter touching him so much in his scene and damn near on his knees trying to prove to Benton he wasn't in Dr. Baby Voice's ear talking shit. I really hate how lowly they seem to think of Benton like it's giving White Person Alert. Gonna #GantMyself. Bubble Lips is so misunderstood :(

Carter is so Privileged White Man Coded. I was cringing at that scene where Gant tried to report Benton for workplace abuse. Carter acting like he didn't know what Gant was talking about. That was so lame of him, as if Benton hasn't had his goofy white ass on his knees from the first day they met (Carter takes pleasure in the abuse, CONFIRMED). I'm glad Gant immediately killed himself after this, effectively dark marking both him and Benton permantely for the rest of their miserable days :)

I should've known Gant was gonna be deleted when he showed up looking all serene and composed after a whole season of him being stressed and overwhelmed. Like he already looks like a ghost here. *shakes head* Why couldn't it be Doug instead :(

So this is happening...?

This was the gag of the century for me when they were working on a patient who literally looked like chewed and spit up meat only for the patient's beeper to be going off because they're calling Gant for him to come to the ER but he is already in the ER, he's on the table right there. Like the GASP I emitted. A true chew but JESUS. They said no one who steps foot on this show gets to enjoy themselves or have even one singular positive experience and honestly it's kind of a slay

Remember when Carter pretended to be busy so he wouldn't have to go out to lunch with Gant and hear him complaining about his love problems and also remember when Gant needed his backup after he reported Benton for abuse and Carter played dumb and so Gant was simply told by Anspaugh to grow a thicker skin and now he's dead forever and the world loses a competent black doctor that we desperately could have used? :)

What's left of Gant smh. #RIP 2 a REAL ONE. Gant was too precious for this world. Only losers can survive in such horrific, oppressive conditions, he did only what the bravest and truest can accomplish and he'll always have my respect for that, not that my respect means anything, like it can't be used for anything and he will remain dead and forgotten after all is said and done <3

Why was it romantic after Gant self-deleted and Carter kept staring at Benton in disbelief because he had like zero reaction and then you see Benton give Carter a little longing, maybe-guilty look on the low like there was just *something* about it #BentonKilledGant

Elbow 2 Elbow and Ass 2 Ass isn't crazy to y'all???

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The 90s were crazy, what do you mean they had to make posters telling women not to smoke during pregnancy?? Honestly they probably make the same posters now for vapers and special needs racists who make drinking raw milk their entire personality :/

Benton's awkward autistic ass talkin bout some "I'm no public speaker" after Carter asked him to say something at Gant's memorial. Sir, you killed someone smh

Carter's long nose ass being the skinwalking snoop and sniffer that he is, all in Gant's business and mailbox rooting through his shit to find that Benton had sent in an evaluation for Gant that was largely positive. So of course this is bad because Benton could've said those nice things to Gant when he was still alive and then maybe he wouldn't have done a Red Shoes and jumped out in front of Thomas the Tank Engine, maybe he would've still been here and Thomas wouldn't have had to pay for a special train dentist just for trains

Why does Benton say to Carter that he is not Keaton when Carter was trying to talk to him about what happened to Gant? Benton is fully aware Carter is sleeping with Keaton but that's mostly the bulk of his awareness when it comes to their dynamic so what does he mean by this? And why is he so autistic but in the bad, evil way, not in the positive, acceptable savant way that helps you count cards and win a bunch of money at poker games

Carter's white ass shaking the table in the middle of surgery. This is akin to a scarily intense sex scene to me. Like they're not going to have Barter actually fuck and suck, so for them this is the closest we're going to get. Literally what is Carter doing and why is it kind of hot? I know Gant is looking up from Hell (he was from Atlanta but had a suspiciously thick New Yawky accent) and shaking his weird shaped head at this shit. Like don't use him as a conduit for whatever weirdo freaky shit y'all got going on. It's giving hunching over his grave. Oh, I'm the villain for pointing it out? Ok.

Carter looked like a sickly Victorian emo teenager here potentially recovering from or just having recently contracted consumption. All that to say it was very #mood and #aesthetic

Benton saying to Gant's father that he was a "bit tough" on his son, mind you he's fully responsible for his death :)

They look so depressed and beaten down here (good) but why is this a lowkey couple goals photoshoot moment? They really make me tired, honestly.

Benton saying he thought the best way to teach Gant was by acting like a slave driver *stares into the camera like ugly ass Jim from The Office*

Carter pissed and throwing a hormonal tantrum because Benton wants to grieve Gant's death and his huge mistake alone. Lol, all I can do is laugh at this point

Ass 2 Ass, but yet so far away... :(

Mark breaking it off with Chuny and her immediately finding a finer man. You just have to laugh

Wait, Benton was so cute and Caring Husband coded when he was checking Carla's forehead and asking if she was okay. Mind you she's preggers with his baby and they aren't even in an official relationship. So damn ghetto why can't he get on his get right

Not Benton asking Carla if she's sure the baby is his. I want to yell at him for being cruel but honestly it was a good question -_-

Why does Carter have his pussy all on top of Benton talking bout some where were you? Not even Carla can get away with that behavior and she's actually carrying his child (not really)

Carter pissed Benton didn't bring him in on Operation Inseminate Carla. Mind you Benton didn't even know it was happening. Probably cuz it wasn't *covers mouth*

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"Since when did I start caring about what you do, Carter?". LMAO, you're not serious. The man constantly bursting into rooms talking about Carter where were u, Carter what r u doing, Carter this, Carter that. Girl you are not fooling ANYONE, so stop.

This is Benton kissing his sister, by the way

Just Brudder & Sister Tingz :)

My princess's tummy hurts :(

Oh my god he's with child

Weaver was so uncomfortably excited to feel on Benton in this scene it had me looking at her different lol. But I cannot believe they did not allow Carter to see Benton's tummy in this scene, the way he would've pulled a Gant if he found out Weaver was getting to do this without him

Okay Weaver is giving Evil Sexy Librarian Teas here. They should've given her wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy more weird, sexual things to do on this show as opposed to the pretty much zero sexual things they give her. Why do I feel like I'm the only one asking for this lol

[speaking in Spanish] ER has GONE MAD with DEI and WOKE!!

Carter's face when he realized it was Benton being wheeled in for the appendectomy. I wish I could watch this scene over and over again. A rare Barter Happy Moments (really just Carter lol) moment

Raise your hand if you're surprised that big, grown ass Geri (Jheri?) needed handwashing lessons? *crowd stares in silence*

Bro needed to be told to wash his hands after every time he uses the bathroom. I know Jeanie was truly shaking having to interact with this beast, mind you she used to be married to AL and one time Hathaway's fake ass tried to lowkey be friends with her. Like, Jeanie knows horror, but nothing compares to this.

Why was they taking selfies during Benton's operation? I wanted to laugh and teehee but something about the way they treat him rubs me the wrong way. Idk I guess I'm just #triggered

LIKE. What does Carter mean by saying this? Maybe you'll staple your name into his belly? This is some serial-killy ass white boy American Psycho shit. But yeah let's just laugh it off and there isn't anything weird or racially charged happening here :)

Ma'am, this wig.

*trying not to explode* I'm so normal about ER mpreg. It's just a weird fantasy sequence and nothing for me to get excited about :)

A full-blown lesbian takes Carter on a date down to the gun range. #PrincessTreatment

Bark and Moug on a date *nearly breaks my finger pressing the fast-forward button*

Me when they think it's okay to give me a standalone bottle episode that's just Hathaway and her apple head trying to prove to herself it's okay to just be a nurse. As if I give a

So you mean to tell me this dusty Scigga (Scottish nigga) came all the way over from the UK just to rob a shitty convenience store in the hood in Chicago? Mkay let's go ahead and smash that *skips ahead* button and never speak of this shit again

Carter's thirsty ass tryna lift up Benton's shirt to see his tummy. Does he not see how he looks? What is wrong with him, it's like he was born with a chip missing. Maybe the silver spoon knocked it out

Look at him. And why is Benton lowkey kinda into it :/

Why does Carter have a bunch of photos he took of Benton during his surgery. I can't even smile or make it into some embarrassing ship thing, this is deeply, criminally sinister on so many levels like I'm shaking and don't even know what to say

?...

Me when Dathaway have scenes 2gether, Barter aren't erotically beefing, Malik's not being thicc and sexy, and Mark's not getting beaten or accused of racism he's definitely committing. Like let's focus on what REALLY MATTERS. Tighten up!

None of these white boys have any business hooping. Get y'all pasty asses back to work!

Mark telling that angry brother of the kid who got shot that they treat everybody the same at County when that's a damn lie straight from the pits of hell.

Mark looking gooped and stupid when he found out the kid he thought was a gangbanger was actually some sort of all-star ball player. Not that it should make a difference, right?

Yo, black man isn't crazy to you? Lowkey I hated this actor, I thought he was awful? And his scenes were giving low budget after school special like shitty community theater production type of teas and it kind of took me out of the emotions a bit but still Mark emerged from the ashes a full-fledged pink bellied racist in my eyes so I think the primary goal was accomplished ultimately

Carter being "nice" to patients and way less shitty to them compared to other doctors always gets me. Mind you if it were like Doug or something I would be watching stoically and with a severe, critical eye just waiting to pounce on him for even the tiniest of trangressions lol. Sighs happily at how biased I am. Because who's really gonna check me :)

It was a bit on the nose that the yt boy turned out to be a crack dealer lol. Why would the parents even volunteer that information lmao like we get it relax

ER messy as hell for having Benton's old squeeze taking care of his latest shawty. They should just be together and cut him out altogether. Carla lowkey gives girl version of Al, though, so hmm, maybe not

Not Mark trying to use Malik as some sort of middleman between him and Da Blacks. An inoperable tumor wasn't aggressive enough, in my opinion

I'm the diva here with the bayang like bae I'm bored let's sign up for acting lessons :)

Loved when Malik had to get Mark together a little bit. He said if you scared hire security babe I'm a NURSE. Period. Mark is so embarrassing. No wonder Susie's goofy ass left him for fucking Arizona of all places. It's what he deserves and more :)

Not Mark trying to seek validation and reassurance from Haleh, asking her basically if he's a racist, and Haleh having to keep it cute by telling him that white people see things one way (the demonic way) and black people see things a different way (sometimes demonic but not all the time like the yt). The way she tried to keep it cute meanwhile Malik was thinking slurs in his head so hard it gave Mark a fatal tumor laugh all I can do is chuckle serenely to myself and smile

Mark thinking all he gots to do to erase racism is invite Malik to join him and the other pasties for a game of shooting hoops. Lmao they deal with more sensitivity and intelligence on a damn episode of Sesame Street than they do here. I feel like I'm living in a cartoon smh

Hathaway hates Maggie because they're from the same hood and high school but Maggie is younger and a doctor while Hathaway is an old hag and *only* a nurse who has to take orders from her. The biggest loser on Earth and she's standing next to Doug.

Carter touching Benton here for no reason <3

Benton and his sis looking like husband and wife shopping together at the grocery store :)

I know this not Carter acting surprised that Maggie is a smoker lol. She's like a walking advertisement for Newports, be SERIOUS!

Pretty sure this is the second time that Carter tried to ask out Maggie, someone he knows to be a full blown lesbian, btw. He's not a complete human being but like NO ONE acknowledges this. Maybe the trajectory of his story kind of spells it out without anyone having to directly say, I guess?

Carter was so excited to pull up to Carla's house and deliver some documents to Benton. Pretty sure he expected to be invited in for some reason? He's so embarrassing it makes me uncomfortable to look at sometimes :(

He was so excited here please... :'(

Benton literally getting fired by his baby mama. He's such a loser it honestly hurts to watch smh

Ok this dude spilled when he rolled up to the hospital and said his family weren't about to pay medical bills for a boy they killed. Like I can't believe a bill was even sent to his mother's house, America just needs to be exploded #blognotsponsoredbyISIS

We're expected to believe Al got his HIV from super straight hetero hunching? #Ok

Please he's so sinister. There's no goodness in this man.

LMAO Mark getting his ass whooped. *sits back and smiles*

Why did I think it was cute how befuddled Benton was over Carter walking out of that meeting with the super important surgery guys? It comes across like he lowkey thinks Carter is kinda cool for this and it kinda makes me emotional to see how Carter is moving in the direction of wanting to work in the ER but it's bittersweet because this means he won't be all up under Benton 24/7 as much going forward like I can't take this :/

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Awwww Carla looks so cute here but ya'll really need to learn how contraceptives work like y'all are in your 30s no offense but y'all a lil too long in the tooth to be talking bout some oopsie baby idk

Benton asking for the one hundred thousandth time what Carter is doing. *Sighs*, I'm gonna miss this :(

Mark looks fucking CRAZY rolling into work like this

See why is Anspaugh acting like being a surgeon is like being in the illuminati or something and Carter signed a blood oath when he decided to take the surgeon track like ma'am it's not that serious can you just sign the papers or whatever Carter needs so he can go work in the ER *rolls eyes*

Ok ER giving us a cute little artistic moment for the girls

Being a Carter Boy Mom can be incredibly humiliating sometimes (most of the time). What do you mean you don't need to take a salary? I would think this was a punchable moment if I didn't know Carter was such a pathetic and neglected individual :/

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo. Does any1 think Mark definitely did not see the face of his attacker at all and is completely guessing on the race? *smiles*

I usually hate Evil Carter but I loved this moment when he yelled at Anspaugh, effectively breaking the chains the Sinister Surgeons had on him and freeing himself up for years of back-breaking, torturous, soul-killing work in the ER :)

That random moment when Mark pulled a gun on some Mexicans and I guess thought he was in West Side Story for a sec? (Mark would totally apply to be a Jet but get rejected for not being able to dance in jeans)

:'(