This is giving I’m not going to sign for your bestfriend package - return to sender teas
So, right away my screencaps for season 13 are out of order and everything is terrible and grim, but this is par for the course, and fitting for the general theme, so let's just pretend everything is fine & forge ahead, because the one thing I'm not going to do is accept reality and finally get my life together :)
Keisha is THE MOMENT
This was cute to me, but y'all have no idea how much I don't care for Asian Wesley and whatsherface
This sanitary napkin dress was a mf look and if Zoe was as bad of a bitch as she thought she was, she would've rocked it, however, I saw no such thing on the runaway. What I DID see was Keisha giving us Linda Evangelista, a model in that deranged Doritos dress mentally unstable but adorable so everyone just ignores her crippling mental illness Imogen made for the gals and ghouls <3
Okay, Keisha - legs!!!
This is the worst thing I have ever set my eyes upon.
WHY does Degrassi insist on these teacher/student "romance" storylines? I will literally throw up. And this teacher was so especially creepy because he came on the scene playing "cool teach". Wow, so cool cuz he walks his dirty ass shoes on their desks. It's giving call the police. They didn't even properly wrap this storyline up? They just suspended the teach, then later in the season we find out Cool Teach was molesting Asian Wesley? Like?????
Imogen and Igor? are kinda cute
Literally what is wrong with Imogen? Idk, but she's adorable #glossesoverhermentalillnesscuzshehascutehair
You guys, Eli's little college glow up though. #OKAY!
Literally why.
Is this dark academia?
But me
I ship it
WHY did Zoe thank her lawyer when he was literally useless? She won the case because of Becky's testimony, I'm almost certain of this. Didn't say one word to the bitch. To be fair, though, Becky is from Florida, so.
Me every episode. Why @ anything.
The return of Vince!!!! God, I should not like or care about Vince. Pretty sure he abused Bianca? Idk you guys. Like, why would Degrassi bring him back if he wasn't a fan fave? IT'S NOT JUST ME!!!
:/
LOCK HIS ASS UP!!
But seriously, you guys, making Luke a rapist was a little bit on the nose, don't you think?
Nuance, I beg of you.
This teacher served a schoolboy fucking absinthe!!!
Why is Tristan in this grown man's house???
drew offering dallas honey garlic wings as an olive branch was definitely a racism
my fave irrelevant character this season: miles’ little brother whom becky fucked in a video game
Look at this dirty ass hallway. Ghetto ass school. Simpson need to be fired, and that's on period.
Literally what is happening
I just about unstanned Dallas when I peeped him sipping on some damb musty ass Mountain Dew. At least make it Code Red, smh.
Listen. This is my ship. They have such cute chemistry. And like, literally in this scene Drew tried to kiss Dallas? Though Drew tries to kiss everyone. It's giving HO.
Relatable content
When Maya found Zig's weed and got all D.A.R.E. about it. This isn't 1950 like literally who cares?
Me demanding to know why Zigathy is coplaying a Serbian when he is literally Latino???
Caption this
DRAMA!!!
Not Degrassi bringing back this hack director lol. What movie is he even making - Hostel? Lmao, it looked like torture porn. Eli stans this dude? Sus.
Okay, Clare is serving looks in this dress!
My babies :'(
Listen, Degrassi, you don't have the range. And that's all imma say about that!
When Dallas and Connor were rounded up with all the other black guys because the bombing suspect was reported to be black and Dallas said to Connor "We don't even look alike!"
Literally y'all are both beige Canadians? No one can tell the difference PLEASE
Look at my boo in his sunnies :')
Look - this was cute..
When Connor screamed BOOYA and jenna’s titty came out!!!!
#couplegoals
That is literally me
JENNA! #nowsis
lmao jenna about to lose her man to these thirsty grade niners
Jenna and Connor are a legit cute couple. Am I Team Swirl, you guys? lol
When Connie was trying on them tight ass jeans!!
Is Miles a serial killer? This was literally the most awkward shit to watch..
I only care about Keisha - PERIODT!
Me throwing a basketball at Miley
This was almost satisfying. At least Ali got some sort of closure with Leo, but literally he should've had his head chopped off, so, it wasn't a perfect ending, but I'll allow it.
Not Miles screeching at Owl like a damn psychotic. Lmao, something is wrong with this boy. It is not accurately addressed in the show at all whatsoever. Something aint right!
LMAO when dallars called his son and Rocky said “why did u call me??”!!!!!
This scene was so awkward omg
This bungee instructor lol
Me bullying every character
But why did Drew fuck like a fifteen year old girl?????
Aw he loox so cute :'(
Um, why was that hatin' ass French teacher talking about Imogen's titties? Explain that to me???? She said Imogen's nips were distracting? Well, bitch, don't look!
You are going TO JAIL!!!
Explain why Ali was looking at some sort of romantic slide show of her and Leo like two seconds after he beat her ass? This is silly bitch behavior and why I do not stan her.
What are thoossssee!!
Why. Ali is supposed to be intelligent. It's not giving what you said it was supposed to give..
When Clare roasted Drew's sideburns and hair even though she was rocking that supreme lesbian karen ass haircut
Why is Dallas looking at his bae like that tho??? Sorry this is my ship. Next case!
This is the worst thing to ever happen
Look at my bb Connor cutting the turkey lol
Um, Eli's fuckboy glow up!!!
When drew got “turkey dumped” by bianca because she realized she is superior to him in every way and deserves way better
why tf is mrs torez smiling when adam just died like 2 eps ago?
Why are Dally's titties out?
Look at me I sound like the hatin ass French teacher smh
*throws up*
lol why is Dallas drinking the beer like that
Nah, why did Clare slam that poster in front of that girl like that??
My bebe :'( <33
Lmao, guys remember when Adam was alive and Cher's son guest-starred on the show??? #goodtimes
:'(
clare making adum’s death about herself lol
Also, Mo still clawing for relevancy. NOT gonna happen!
omg nfovmoidjmpirgmvjntejn
Me every time they give Maya a storyline
Literally Adam's death was so unintentionally hilarious. Why did they do it like that? If an actor wants to leave the show why do they have to have some hilarious death lol explain
Me stuffing Jenna #feederlife
Is Miles supposed to be some sort of heartthrob? He looks like Slenderman. No comment on Winston..
Ali looked fucking crazy gallivanting around Paris with that cut-out of Clare's head
Clare rocking her I have cancer this is my new bald head totally not a bald cap fit
jngomgo
Where did they find this dead ass looking actress to play a near-death cancer corpse? Great casting!
Me like on the second ep of the season. #whenwillitend
Same
This Fefe concert was too mf lit!!
Is that tissue a callback to the one Tori threw in Tristan's face??
Guys! Remember Tori???
I should've known this trash haircut spelled doom
I will literally throw up and die trying to trudge through to season 14. But it's the final season. I think. I hope. I will literally not even acknowledge Next Class.
Randum out of context “notes” i took
-connor talking about how sex disgusts him (the touching the textures the smell - it just makes me queasy!!!!)
-tori’s family moved away!!!
-”there’s no way you have cancer” (jenna, famed clairvoyant)
-”maya’s always got some poor dude on the hook” (tristan!!)
-azn dude named winston? Wasn’t that other glasses kid named winston? (ed note: omg)
-”i’m glad i don’t have cancer” (connor) (girl same)
-”the last thing i need is a guy like him” (mya stfu…..)
-dallas tryna make “adrock” happen caused adam’s death
-why tf are these kids in paris and they can’t even speak french explain that 2 me
-”i guess jesus wanted him close” (becky talking about adum being dead!!), bianca: what a stupid thing to say (get her 2gether!!), sidenote: is degrassi anti-god!
-y did every1 cum all at once extremely late for the bonfire?
-jenna: don’t lose ur temper!! (me antagonizing a violent abuser!)
-dallas being sum massive ass alcoholic out of nowhere
-is winston the winston from before but just asian now or was he always azn or is this an entirely new winston? (ed note: i wrote this when I thought wesley was named winston and was under the impression they black-holed him and gave another character his name)
-drew guilt-tripping bianca: “she lost a son; don’t let her lose a daughter” OMFG!!
-”dude, u and me - glow in the dark mini golf?” (dallas to drew) (y is this my ship???)
-”that was terrible, they couldn’t even send over a cute detective” (ali???!)
-”dude, ur like, 30..” (slenderman getting drew all the way 2gether!!)
-”just cuz u hit it doesn’t mean u can’t quit it” dallas, a deadbeat dad, spitting true fax!!!
-”so u finally broke it off with that young lady you’ve been seeing?” (clare, a victorian-era school marm)
-”y did u wear a garment that couldn’t contain ur ample bosom?” (connor to jenna)!!!!!
-”They’re only stopping black guys?! This is freakin racial profiling!”
-maya: “miles, u scare me” same!!!!!
-”oh my ganja” I will KILL Tristan
-”have you seen keisha’s tweets??” miles following keisha on twitter is sending me, also WHAT IS HER @????
-”what are young money and his daddy doing here?” (zig) (also me the whole season!)
-”do you have any band aids?” “in the pool house, idiot”
-”are you dating a SIM?”
-”u wanna live IRL you go ahead, NEWB!” literally cancel this show
-Drew 2 Dally: ”i need single D to be double D again - my life’s not complete without your D” :( #nohomo!!!
-”imogen, hugs not drugs! That’s why ur such a mess!!” (beckster)
-”are you being serious right now? Cuz u sound like a cautionary tale!” (maya to tristan after he said he and that trash teacher were in love) (but like literally @ every character)
-miles: “if i learned anything this year it’s that no1 will ever truly love you” !!
-”just leave me to the storm” (tristan)
No comments:
Post a Comment
Hey