Black people don't know Steve McQueen?

So I am very dead at that Justin Bieber shit. Like lol I kept looking mad hard at first to see where the white boy playing Biebs was. But instead it was some douchey, Vine-type black boi and it was really funny???? This show is weird af but I am obviously at all times getting my life? LIKE STEFAN URKEL PLAYING IN THE CELEBRITY BASKETBALL GAME PLEEEZ! And like he was kinda struggling pleez. AND LLOYD PLEEZ. For no reason at all I love Lloyd and I got so excited to see him? I hate this show and I hate Donald Glover, bottom line! Lol but wait were those Donald's vocals in Biebz' new song? There is so much blood in my lungs.

I don't watch this show week by week. I barely watch any show like that except for my main bitch, Shameless. I wish I was better, but also I wish shows were? But no like Atlanta is my new bae so I should make a point to watch it every week now that I'm gonna be watching Shameless every week? Sigh, I guess. But anyway, all this was to say I just watched like three episodes in a row and now they're all mixed up in my head and I have no concept of the chronological order of things or what happened in what episode. 

I think the Zaine thing happened first? Or was it Zain?? That blasian or Dominican or Indian or whatever looked very like every nigga I've ever met from like Virginia Beach lol. He was very South. Even though is VB even south? What is the DMV? Where is that considered? Is it just its own thing? Why haven't I been euthanized? Next week on Dragon Ball Z...

So that Zaine shit was really funny. No, what was really funny was Zaine coming for Darius and then when Paper Boi said he was cool Zaine switched it up and offered my bae a hat and he took it but with like an attitude. Anyway, I watch this show like 98% for Darius and why doesn't he have all the lines? No, I don't want to be one of those weird standom type people. But I am very one of those types of people. Let me just pretend that I care what all is going on with Paper B and Earnest and them. When I really do not? No, like I do. But I don't???? A handful of the ancillary characters are like way more intriguing. Like, Zaine for examp. Orrrrrr Van's friend. I could watch a whole horrible show about ~high class~ instagram escorts hmm spin-off??? I could DEFINITELY watch a whole show just following Darius around. I feel like a show following Darius around would accidentally turn out to be what True Detective Season 2 should've been? Idk, I'm so tired.

Anyway, what's all this business about black people not knowing Steve McQueen? The ~King of Cool~. Steve McQueen is one of those Joseph Cotten type white people you can squint at and be like "Hmm, seems mixed". Or is that just me? There's something...rough textured about his hair, non?? Lol whatever. I def feel black people know about Steve McQueen???? But like idek if this show was really saying that. Like that whole bit was very...contrived. But like purposely? I don't try to figure things out cuz I'm a dummy, so I don't know what all that was trying to say, but I was feeling some type of way because I def know Steve McQueen unfortch and I was like okay??? But also............I am very a Darius-type black, I think? What am I horribly being shown about myself??? No, don't want to think!! Moving on!! 

Right okay, but what's gonna happen now that Van is fired? But anyway, thanks for making me finally care about her. I thought Van was gonna exist as this kind of 2D BabyMama thing and I was gonna have to sigh and eyeroll every time she was on screen but I very much enjoyed her episode getting more screen time. Like just watching her get all Bill Nye with those diapers was great, so more Van definitely maybe. Especially if her sugar baby friend will be around, lesbihonest. BUT WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NOW THAT VAN IS FIRED? I am very intrigued/excited. This is some good drama to me lol. Imma be a little disappointed though if Van losing her job is solved by Earnest and them getting a swift come up. But maybe not much if it's done in like some weird dreamscapey, stylized, confusing ass way that, like, gaslights me out of thinking the storyline is mad basic and cliché. I will completely ignore any obvious storytelling if it's done weirdly lol. I'm really loving this show that might secretly lowkey be basic but I can't tell because it's portrayed interestingly. This show is hittin' most of my spots even though sometimes I wake up from the coma like Whoa, wait, but then they hit another spot and I go back under. Anyway, good thing I don't write TV shows. (Is it, though? Who doesn't want an erotic octopus ballet equestrian psychodrama??? Cum on).