Monday, June 15, 2020

Degrassi: Next Gen, S6


..Degrassi The Next Generation Season 6 is giving you jumped the poutine, Degrassi: The College Years type energy. Season 6 we've already done all the storylines teas. Peter and Darcy, inexplicably, are main characters we're expected to care about. Ellie works at a newspaper and some guy keeps calling her "frosh". Alex, Degrassi's resident stud lesbo, is a dang stripper. Damien shows up, potentially indicating the return of the Antichrist. Everything is terrible, where is Eli!!

What's the opposite of foreshadowing? Callback? Yeah lol remember how their relationship initially started with a distribution of child porn plot?! LMAO!!

Sean Cameron is back and he has a ponytail. Honestly rewatching Degrass as a grown woman I am cackling that I thought Sean was some sort of baddie back in the day. He looks like a porn actor. With those eyebrows and his tiny, stocky body. Okay, nvm I've talked myself back to being here for it lol. Jay with an ice cream cone in a cut-off muscle tea is peak Jay energy.

We're giving the girls A Look

Jay is like 45

Aw Marco is so cute but hun you DeGraduated plz leave now :)

Why does Degrassi keep forcing these ugly bands down our throat? I hate it here!

I appreciate the show roasting Peter but if you know he's a lame why are we getting all this damn screentime from him? I'm convinced this show is one big troll. There's just something about it.

Me dead like two episodes in because I can't take this plz wrap up the storylines of the OG characters eNOUGH!!


I'm Eric

U guise, remember Hazel!?! Degrassi is trolling I just know it

jnroigjlgm

Was Jimmy's erectile dysfunction storyline ever solved lmao? Like, they had him tryna smash Ashley but it failed then.......they never got back round to updating us on his condition? Like, I was invested. Degrassi is lame for not showing us how Jimmy has sex in his wheelchair. #Cowards!

Me tbh

You guys I can't stand Mia with her ugly hairstyle and them weak ass wispy baby hair strands. I do not like this girl. I just don't. I don't like how she is just casually a Teen Mom. Why does this show have like a gazillion pregnant 15 years olds? Degrassi must be in the hood.


It's all about the 4 Cs: Candles, Cooking, Cologne & Chill

I feel sick at how excited I was to get a glimpse of Claire. Or is it Clare? Is that the Canadian~ spelling? I refuse! When tf do Clare and Connor and them become relevant because Lord knows I'm tired. 

I'm Chantay attempting to side-eye myself onto like 50 seasons of Degrassi even though no one will ever want this not even a little bit :')

:'(

Me on like ep 4 annoyed I'm still alive

*Canadian voice* SOrEE, but, Danny and Deriq are cute and they have matching hair and, officially, I ship it.

:(

I feel so bad for Liberty seeing her man getting chummy with Mia. Like it's too much. Her character never deals with her emotions, but I actually felt this was one of the interesting storylines and a pretty effective lead-up to JP's demise. Like, I felt bad for the bowl of oatmeal :( They were clearly endgame and I wish these two crazy kids could've worked it out. But alas, Degrassi is either trolling or a hater so no one good can ever have SHIT!

Y'all are going to jail!!

Me side-eyeing Mia's entire existence

:((

same

me!!!

!!!!!

The OG Karen

1 of my fave Degrassi ships is Jimothy and Ash looking like siblings and also dating they literally have the same face it's disgusting 

#commentary

idk..

They look EXACTLY ALIKE AM I CRAZY!

I'm Jimmy's hot dad disgusted that my son has all these lame friends when he has a caesar cut with impeccable waves and could be hanging out with that mulatto extra from last season with the cornrows but no instead he hanging out with these lumpy, dry ass losers and Marco who is cute but he is corny af but is lowkey the baddest in the group like if Marco is the Rihanna of your crew u gotta problem that's all I'm saying :)

SWIMMING

Alex is a baddie and another one who needs to "dump the lumps", if u know what I'm saying. She is too cute for Paige and too cute to be the resident white trash character. I don't wanna see that!

Serena is so pretty why didn't Degrassi make her a character they h8 black people I'm convinced!

I started to like Deriq when he snitched on that abusive teacher lmao it was very mood like he just got up and walked right into the hall didn't ask for a pass or nothing. A real G.

honestly, me

ME!!

Kreg is so damn rock & roll I can hardly stand it!

I'm the dead energy of the crowd listening to Craig's tired ass music

Ellie is a bird I can't stand her. Get over Craig he doesn't like you!!

Diary of a Wimpy Kid's brother just randomly disappears after JT dies. He doesn't even kill him. I thought that was strange. Does this character cum back when Lakehurst merges with Degrassi? I'm only here for it because I need every OG character to be replaced with new ones and get tf off of my screen ASAP or I'm gonna lose it.

I just wannaBREAK U DOWN SO BADLEEEEE IN THE WoRST WAYYYYYY Worst waYYYYY!!

Craig's a crackhead now who's surprised literally no1. But can we talk about how dramatic it was when his nose was bleeding onstage? Don't ppl expect this at concerts? I was confused.

Liberty is so pretty <3

Manny + Damien, Degrassi's otp <3 THE most iconic couple Degrassi has ever or WILL EVER see! No, I'm just joking Damien needs to go with his sweaters. And it's weird how ppl kept alluding to him being friends with JT's killer. That better cum up next season because so far Damien is boring like shit and I don't care and why can't any of the shit, boring characters get stabbed or shot like what is happening in the writers room. 

Me on like episode 11 realizing we still got like eight more episodes to go b4 this season is over dear GOD

Wtf. Degrassi is definitely trolling. There's no way they're not. *skips ahead* smh

Me rocking my "JT is dead" fit

Me in the back waiting for this bullshit season to be over and for Degrassi to hurry tf up and deliver Heather Sinclair's baby sister to me b4 I go tf off and pull a Rick!

no1 cares!!!

Lakehurst's routine was so whack I was honestly cracking up

Me @ Darcy + Peter storylines

When Peter was tryna snatch that homeless man's plate -__-

I ship Darcy with better extensions

Emma was doing too much with that presentation like if Archie wasn't her stepdad she woulda been suspended smh

Okay Degrassi gave us a little peak at how Jim might get down in his wheelie chair but honestly why tease me with this shit you spending whole episodes about Marco having a never-will-be-addressed-again gambling addiction when you could be showing us Ash and Jimmy finally getting it in. Choices, Degrassi.
Choices.

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