The Staircase (2004)

Okay, first things first: how cum that judge looked like Gucci Mane? 

Okay with that out of the way, now we can get into the meat of the stew. That's not a saying but now it is. You know what else is something? Michael Peterson being a murderer. A white dude being a murderer hasn't been so obvious since Robert Durst and his sweater wearing emaciated peanut shell for a human body was hiccup-vomiting in that bathroom while his mic was on, clearly confessing to committing wayyy more murders implied on The Jinx. Girl, it was so obvious Robert was a murderer I almost started to second guess it. It started to seem like too obvious. But that's what they want you to think. Who's they? Idk. Like, who is protecting Robert Durst. He's not even likable. I mean, he is. But not like to anyone normal. He's like "funny", but you could never leave your food plate unattended around him, you know? Bobby D is a dude you chill with at Dave & Buster's or some shit, but you don't take him into your house and let him go in your bathroom. Your potpourri is in there. 

I would never chill with Michael Peterson because he's a bitch. What is his deal with bitches and stairs? You know why I sort of like Robert Durst eventho he is evil incarnate? He's like...a curmudgeon. He's mad socially uncomfortable and clearly hates everything, including paying for sandwiches eventho he is rich. Relatable. There's something about how Michael Peterson tried to come across as a ~normal~ good dude that rubs me the wrong way. I don't like fake people lol. If you a murdering bitch, be a murdering bitch. Own that shit. Yeah, Bobby D lied about killing bitches, but he lowkey openly advertised it on his grey skin and face. By wearing those sweaters, and talking and looking like that. I feel like he was lying just to be doing some shit. But Michael Peterson out here really tryna convince people he aint kill these women. Lol. 

HOWWWWWWWWWWW do two bitches you know personally die the EXACT same way, and you have nothing to do with anything? Yo if that's a coincidence, wow that sucks, but lol no. Literally the exact same way. And you know what was crazy? The daughters of that woman from Germany he killed defending their "dad". Those white girls were lost af. I feel a modicum of sympathy because if they lose Michael, they have nothing. Also I can understand not wanting to believe someone you see as a father doing such horrible things, BUT COME ON NOW. Those girls going to bat for him so much was starting to get on my nerves, especially since it seemed like the other people around Michael started to lowkey think he was guilty lol. I could tell in his brother's eyes he was like...boy...u did this shit, stop playing. I couldn't read the sons, sometimes I thought they def thought their dad was guilty, but then other times I thot they were dead-inside sociopaths? But maybe they were that but also thot their dad was guilty but didn't care because he helped them with their credit card debt or whatever lol smh

I truly thought when they went to Germany to talk to Michael's ex-wife, that she would spill the tea. But instead they show up and not only is this bitch defending him, but she's giving me even more of the creeps than Michael. This bitch was wëïrd, and I started to see how her witch ass managed to escape "falling" down a flight of stairs to her demise. If I wanted to be extra and all conspiracy-theorist, I would think it was her ass behind alladis. She is a witch. Witches exist and she is one.

But why did Michael kill the friend? Did she find out Mike was smashing his homey/her husb and she didn't like it? But he was already dead? Maybe she threatened to tell Mike's wife about it? About Michael and his "gym trips"?? Idk. I'm annoyed I don't know the motive behind his actions. There's definitely a motive. Obviously the easy route to go, at least with wifey, is that she was getting in the way of his ulterior life. It was mentioned she was pretty feisty, so maybe she went buck on him? Idk, but can we talk about that fireplace poker ~mysteriously~ turning up. 

Who "found" it? The son, right? Something weird is going on there. But since they found nothing on the poker, I don't have too many guesses, besides them drudging it up thinking if it makes an appearance and doesn't have any evidence on it, that would exonerate Michael. But why wouldn't it ~make an appearance~ earlier? Idk. But that was obviously an intentional thing. It didn't help, anyway, too bad so sad.

I need to see The Staircase 2. Does he maintain his innocence? All you have to do is look at the photos of the crime scene to know that's not some bitch who "fell" down the motherfucking stairs. This nigga is INSANE. He is just...nuts. Lol like!!!!!!!! Talking bout she fell, looking like this bitch been kicked in the back of the head with a cannonball. What sort of fall is that??!?! And they were truly reaching trying to explain how that blood got all over the place or how she had all those fucking injuries on her skull. There's def some suss shit that could work in defense of Mike, like how she had no bruising on her brain, or the lack of a weapon, but those things are pretty minor imo because the claim of her having fallen down the stairs is just so obviously not the case. Regardless of forensics not finding a viable explanation for how exactly she ended up 

like that, it certainly wasn't a slip down some steps. And it's just so white male of Michael to think he was gonna get away with that. Iconic, truly.

Is The Staircase 2 good? Does he admit? I wanna watch it but I feel it'll be some unsatisfying mess. I have to tho to see if his kids flipped sides. They probably creepier than ever, lemme go see that mess.