Hot Tub Time Machine 2

Was this sequel even remotely necessary? Nope!! But when I first heard about it, I got excited? Lol, sad.

So I really liked the fir--Wait. Really liked? Ionoboutalladat. I def enjoyed myself pretty-mostly while watching the first movie, though I'm almost certain if I rewatched it today I'd be like "lol heh...". Like I'm thinking back to it and all that GREAT WHITE BUFFALO and all that shit and I just know that would be annoying and mostly non-funny. Also none of the lead niggas do I really care about except maybe Clark Duke but tbh I feel Clark has been coasting on the magnificence of his background extra work in Superbad, and the beauty that was Clark and Michael, for far too long. Like is he even really that funny, or do he just look like a lesbian serial killer? Wait, I'm forgetting Sex Drive. Sex Drive is in the same league of Hot Tub Machine in that it is a movie I initially thought was pretty funny but if I rewatched it now I'd be like lol alright that's enough. But anyway and in conclusion, Clark Duke looks like a lesbian serial killer.

So in the first movie I didn't really see it for Craig Robinson (I never do, being fat and black w/ an afro is not enuf lol step it up), Rob Corddry (eh), or John Cusack. I kind of care about John Cusack but sometimes he be lookin like Michael Myers and also he's pretty one note. I don't mind actors who are the same in every movie if their sameness is appealing. I feel John's is...usually, mostly, sometimes lol. He was alright in HTTM. Like he isn't overtly funny, he's more dry or whatever. I wonder why he didn't come back for the sequel I thought he was gonna pop up @ the end but he didn't lol. Super awkward but lol I doubt anyone cared he was missing from this. But I also love the shade of him being like check no juliet to this. Especially when I read some article on him once saying he wished he had money to buy paintings lol but he doesn't. Like he was counting on that Edgar Allan Poe thing he did to make a lot of money (lol, John, an Edgar Allan Poe dubstep remix?? cum on), and if it did he would buy some painting he'd been admiring for a while. I mean, I guess coming back for the sequel of this wouldn't have made him that bank. But how does he know? Idk, but I'm fucking SCREAMING.

So The Mask of Michael Myers Except Black Hair's replacement was Adam Scott, who played...John's character's son or some shit, right? Adam Scott was like the only thing I liked about this? I love-ish Adam Scott lol. Like I never don't like him? Not even in Tell Me You Love Me. Does anyone remember that show, like did anyone watch that? I feel like I was the only person who watched that mess and honestly maybe that's the case because HBO ctrl+alt+deleted that shit extra-quick. Like, HBO renewed Looking. Musta been nary a nigga watching Tell Me You Love Me. Lol it wasn't a good show so that's fine but Adam played kind of like a douche and he'd do these scary-aggressive sex scenes with the chick that played his wife in the show or at least that's how I remember it. They were trying for a baby but in like a disturbing, and extremely uncomfortable way? Like how bout neither of you be parents but instead be punted straight into the sun? Anyway, buy Tell Me You Love Me on iTunes. 

So lol anyway what happened in this mess? I, sigh, don't even care or know. Rob Coddry's character Lou made Lougle or some mess so in the future he's mad rich and crazy and long story short someone shot-guns him in the dick blah they get in the hot tub time machine and go back in the past in an alternate...dimension or timeline to stop his killer from killing him blahdy blah blah this movie is too stupid, and poorly envisioned for you to then be getting on my nerves with some geek ass alternative time line bs. Like idk how long Clark was talking that nerd shit but I was like GIRL IF YOU DON'T! Like the movie is already unfunny enough and then here go some Star Trek bs smh. 

I don't even feel like talking bout all that went down but it was mad ridick, and not in a good way. A handful of laughs escaped admittedly and I wanted to die and cry when they did :') Imma need for comedies to not to be like this anymore, going forward. I don't mind lazy but can you maybe be lazy in a better way? This shit was just rolling over to your nightstand half-asleep at four in the morning to jot down some ugly dream you had and then that's the script, no revisions or edits or multiple drafts, just dat. There's gotta be...less shit. Reduce it by at least...25% going forward, okay? It's not 2005, we can't be doing this anymore. Good job on doing a bad job. Good job on being below mediocre but yet they still put your shit in theaters. That's commendable in conclusion. 

Bernie (2011)

Okay, this was a weird movie. Strange tone. It concerns this fat nigga named Bernie and he get with this old, rich broad, named Marjorie. Bernie...is like a hustler, I guess? He's not obvious as one though because he's like this little effeminate, church-going porky boy. But like, what is not obvious-hustler about 1. a nigga who works at a funeral home, selling services to families who've recently been bereaved, and 2. spends an inordinate amount of time cuddling up to old bitties? 

I guess people from Bernie's community kind of write off most of his suspicious behavior as "eccentric", which, lucky him. But at the end of the day, he dun killed a bitch. Lol, long and short of it, he murdered some old bitch cuz she was annoying to him. Now!!! Do I completely one hundred percent get killing someone because they're annoying? BITCH, YES! I am so consistently fucking irritated at all times always. I am that fuzzy green shit who lives in a trash can. I think about going on an irritant-killing spree every second of my life. But I'd never do it because I'm extremely lazy, am anti-gun, anti-violence lol, and just feel like that's not some shit you do. If someone is irritating you...get away from them. If you can't, just make a bunch of irritated sighing sounds until they do, kaduh! 

But let's talk about how Bernie COULD get away from Marjorie. It wasn't like she had him chained up in her basement while she sat directly in his face chewing on Slim Jims with her whole mouth open. He could just...leave? lol like what. How you just pick up a gun and blast some old bitch in the back fifty hundred or so times lol he did the most. I could MAYBE see if it was one shot, BUT HE BLASTED HER UNTIL THAT SHIT WAS EMPTY LOL THEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO BE CRYING, TALKING BOUT SOME MARJORIE ARE YOU OKAY? NO SHE AINT OKAY! SHE DEAD CUZ YOUR BIG ASS SHOT HER A MILLION TIMES!! the fuck lol

Idk I was feeling some type of way maybe about Bernie killing Marjorie. I think because they treated the situation kind of flippantly? Like the movie, Richard Linklater, the townspeople, etc. Literally all Bernie had to do to not be brought down by Marjorie's negativity was remove himself from her life? Like he went out of his way to insert himself in her orbit. Because he wanted to scam and get coins to travel around the world and see plays and shit. It's like, bitch, save up the money you make from putting makeup on corpses. Or if you so dearly need a sugar-mama, get like a less irritable one? Like what @ him just killing somebody. But fine! I guess it's like some black comedy and I don't need to take it seriously but I'm pretty sure this is a real dude and this actually happened? But anyway hahahahaha I guess. 

I took some screenshots. This movie was lowkey kind of funny. In like a boring way lol. It had its moments, but overall: kill me. 

The skinny old broad with the pearl necklace was THAT BITCH! She was killing me. Were these people being interviewed actors or actual townspeople from the place Bernie was from? The fact that my dumb ass can't tell indicates this was good casting/shooting. I guess! 

This other townsperson was funny, too. Here she's talking about Marjorie and it's funny but it's like...why are people so hype to kill someone cuz they crabby? Lol The South, I guess. loljk I'm a Yankee and you get killed up here for talking smack about Chamillionaire, so nvm.

lol lowkey I loved Marjorie. Her faces in some town meeting were mad funny. Like she is me. Oh is this why I feel some type of way? Because I'd totally be the type of person to get shot a million times in my back by some fat dude who knows how to correctly pronounce La bohème?? Lol nah Marjorie was mad lame for falling for Bernie. He wasn't even cute. Her rich ass coulda bought someone cuter, foh.

Truly screaming at this dude talking about Bernie kissin' on Marjorie. Did they really get down like that or is this dude just exaggerating? Either way, where's the vomit bucket lol!! :(

Another photo of bae and her...gentleman friend.

I was dying when Danny Buck dragged Bernie within an inch of his life concerning him being fat and a battyboy. I mean, say no to body-shaming and homophobia, but say yes to some good laughs on occasion, you know? Please help me. Also when did Matthew McConaughey stop doing shitty, awkward ass romcoms and start becoming like a Woody Harrelson type? Like when did it start becoming acceptable for him to be in stuff and people are just like "This is fine and good mostly"? Idk, but I'm into it. Mostly.

So Jesus was a booty-snatcher as well? Makes some good damn sense! A nigga partin' red seas and shit GOTTA be gay! Wait no, that's Moses' dry ass. But anyway, Hmmmm @ Moses. 

lol Bernie aint like how Marjorie chewed her bites too long. But me, tho. I hate any...thing happening when someone is eating. If it deviates from "normal" I want to scream and cry. Lowkey I think I have autism? Anyway, 

lol, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Does her dead ass look okay? But me.

Girl, quit.

Why I take a pic of this bitch? lol idk but there's a sign for a Dinosaur Park in the back. Is that...real? ...

Everyone on the jury is me.

Lowkey McConaughey's exhumed ass was going off as the lawyer dude. I don't remember him being this turned up in the Lincoln Laywer. But Ryan Phillippe was in that, so I was prob too distracted thinking bout the fact that he used to smash Reese Witherspoon. Like what did that look like? Why the ones you really want to see have a sex tape never do? It's always some trash, p-list lame asses. Like we get a general idea of what you look like fucking just from your overall worn-out and bloated appearances while doing scheduled pap strolls around a dollar store parking-lot. I wanna see what Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy look like getting down! Come on, America! Get with the program!!!

The Big Short (2015)

I don't get all the awards show love for this movie. Like, I think people just care because Brad Pitt produced it? Since when is the shirtless cowboy dude from Thelma & Louise, like, a respected figure in Hollywood? Lol, what is happening to this world? Or has it always been like this? Look, I like Brad Pitt, but not for any, like, non-shallow and shameful reasons. He cries good in movies. ... He looks like an m t f Appalachian Mountains porno version of Robert Redford. Why are people taking him seriously? I mean, I guess it's good because he can get ppl to care about shit like 12 Years a Slave (sigh), but also he can get ppl to care about dryass shit like Moneyball, and possibly even drier shit like The Big Short. Or am I wrong that people only care about The Big Short because Bitty Pitt is attached? But, look, like...what other reason could there be???

Me, personally, I care because of John Magaro, whom I am full-on stanning for at this point. I don't want to be. I never do, but it's happening. Hopefully he'll get really big and then something horrible will come out about him (like, he really loved the Johnny episodes of The O.C. or something), and then I can stop caring about him :') But for now I really care about him and his nose and ambiguous probably-Italian, but maybe secretly Jewish sort of thing he has going on. Like I just recently saw he was a ~guest star~ on one of those crime-of-the-week sort of shows and I got really excited and almost entertained the idea of watching one of those horrible programs. But I quickly got myself together. I'm lowkey stanning for Johnny M, but he's no Tom Hardy lol. If Tom was on Law and order Criminal Minds Svu: MiaMi-Dade County~*~*, then maybe, but John and I are not at that level in our relationship yet where I will just be watching any shit he is in. Yet.

But I didn't even know he was in this until I saw him and got that weird itchy feeling. My initial reason for wanting to see this was because I heard Steve Carell was really good. Also, Xtian Bale was in it, and when I see Xtian Bale, I think, okay, there's a...70...3% chance this movie might be really worth a watch. Well, 73 is not 100. You win some, you lose a lot, tbh. 27% is...actually a pretty large percentage, ngl. I could deal with a 1 or 2% chance the movie will be a waste of time, but 27?! Nah, that's more than halfway to half which is more than halfway to FAILURE, do you complete me?? So anyway, I should ask for a refund back of that tuition I paid for the Jaden Smith School of Life, and I should also ask for refund on the cash money dinero I paid to see this movie. Nah, sigh, it wasn't even that bad. But it definitely reminded me of some TV movie I saw on HBO about the housing market crash or whatever the fuck happened with that. The mortgage thing. You know what I mean. I was watching The Big Short at the movie theater and the whole time was thinking: smh, you could've kept this on TV. This is a made for television movie. A ~prestige~ one, granted, but still, at the end of the day, this movie deserved nothing more than a small screen. I don't need to pay any money to see fucking Selena Gomez and Margot Robbie cameos. Like, are you serious? Margot Robbie is a famous person like that now? And you couldn't have gotten Demi Lovato? She needs to pimp her Skechers, like, do you not understand how things are supposed to work? 

Again, what is happening to the world? Demi Lovato can't pimp her Skechers or diet bipolar tablets in an overly-expository movie about the mortgage crash thing that happened, but Selena Gomez and that girl who replaced Kristen Stewart in that Will Smith movie because Kstew didn't want to kiss on some black lips can???!?! Wow, like, wowww. 

I guess I just have to accept that we are all doomed :) And, I mean, I guess I can take solace in the fact that Skechers still are not cool, and with Demi Lovato as the brand ambassador, unable to pimp them in a movie that considers a Selena Gomez cameo as ~cheeky~ and even remotely relevant, they never will be. Good. 

Steve Carell and my girl Christina B were still good, though, lol. Like the movie wasn't my cup of tea, but I liked their performances. My favorite performance was from Jeremy Strong, though. I fucked with Mark Baum's whole crew, actually. Liked their scenes. And I liked...Magaro and Wittrock's scenes. Though I thought their thing with Brad Pitt...was weird. Lol, but he was at his most Redfordist, so I accepted it. Fine, be on screen, if you must. But not on a big screen because this movie is not as important as you think and it's nowhere near as poppin as ppl are tryna make it seem. Definitely not nominate this shit for Academy Awards poppin, but umkay. But like, so much weird shit got nominated for Oscars this year. Or, every year? Should I #boycotttheoscars? Like, as a black person I should have probably already considered this lol but I am just...more annoyed by garbáge in general getting nominated. Like, every year? Just, so much random trash makes it through. I mean, this year is not like the year they nominated Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close and War Horse, but...it's pretty close. Like, Joy? Mad Max???? That Martian movie I haven't even seen but I know it's trash??? This???? Like, what is going on?? 

I don't even know how you could get better...voting and nomination results. I guess diversifying the academy membership would help a bit. I feel like all of Hollywood should get to vote, but...I can still see mess being nominated. It'd just be everyone voting for their ugly, talentless friends. And always the most talented are the least-liked and most friendless, that's just how it works. People are haters. I should know ;) I mean ppl hate on me because I am sew talented. I didn't mean I was a hater. Wait, is this whole blog a receipt to disprove that claim completely? Well, good thing no one reads this shit :') 

I am so alone :') 

um.

This movie was doing entirely way too much. I was entertained, though. So that's new lol. I've watched so much bullshit that I've become numb to a lot of stories. This shit was...different. I think. I mean, I'm sure something almost exactly like this was made in the seventies. They were going really ham in that decade and pretty much covered anything that needed to be covered, that hadn't already. But it's the 2000s, so you can make some horrifying sort of feminist horror remake now and THERE'S CGI! Also Angela Bettis. It's annoying Angela Bettis wasn't around to be in all those horrible grindhouse movies from the seventies. But she's here now, so let's turn up! Or, not? Let's turn down instead? Like, let's brew a cup of chamomile and tuck into bed with a nice book. Maybe The Wind in the Willows? Yes, that's nice. Nice and calm and good and quiet and no one's face is chewed off :)

Did I like this movie? Um. That's an unanswerable question, I think. I can't say no, because my interest was definitely kept, but I also can't say yes, because I felt like throwing up...quite a bit during the viewing? And it wasn't the erotic kind of nausea, you know what I mean?

I'm sure you do!

Mmm, so anyway! I don't feel like pulling away the meat from the bone and like parsing...the meaning of the film, or how it affected me. I'll just say I appreciated the effort. Though...I feel weird that a lot of attempts at making a sort of feminist statement are so often done in the horror genre. What a weird...trend. Do movie makers with these particular beliefs feel they can only get people to listen and pay attention if they costume it in some crazy ass face-eating bullshit? Well, are they wrong? No.

Now I'm gonna post the screenshots I took while watching. I was able to restrain myself a bit while watching, but the downside to me "restraining" myself is that my collection of screencaps makes the movie look like "The Woman" in question was the teacher character with the ugly pointed french tips. And...tbh, she should've been. True star of the film. ~tilde for sarcasm because fuck. no.

Right away I'm annoyed because this bitch is prowling around the woods in a full-on fucking Lara Croft Tomb Raider from the couture collection ass ensemble. WAS SHE OR WAS SHE NOT RAISED BY WOLVES? Why is this ho wearing clothes, AND WHERE SHE GET THAT CLOTH FROM?? Hm?!?! How you wanna be a super-feminist rah rah girls movie--Oh, is she covered up because they think it's antifeminist to have her walking around naked? But nah, she's naked later in the film? I don't remember if she was full-frontal, but we definitely saw a titty or two, so....what's the deal?? 

Just miss me with her fucking wolf parents teaching her how to sew a fucking bralette together, come on. 

lol. I really did not want to cap this movie. I say this every time, but I was so fucking serious about not. But I just had to once the teacher came on the scene. She was so--Like, she looked so dumb lol. Not even dumb as in, like, the actress was miscast in the teacher role, but...just dumb. Stupid. Slow. Shortbussy. What sort of teacher is this? I've never had a teacher like ol girl, fucking strut-walking up and down the seat aisles like she's the sole "dancer" at a bachelor party that's being held in some nigga named Greg's basement, talking to her fucking students with her delayed motor skills ass speech - enough! The only thing that seemed a little realistic were her cheap ass Dress Barn from the Miss section outfits. I had a younger teacher in high school that sort of dressed like that and had terrible nails like that. One time I was at the mall and I saw her there and she had a bunch of Forever 21 bags with her. I think the teacher in this movie was just giving me 'nam (or that time I saw my teacher at the mall) flashbacks. 

Oh lord. I hated Brian, whoo, I hated this little boy with a passion. A passion. Lol but not yet at this point I don't think. Hmm, but maybe. Because remember at the barbecue how he was just watching that kid get bullied? I think at this point I was just trying to figure out what the deal with ol' boy was, and how come all the kids looked vaguely ethnic with the whitest fucking gluestickiest ass parents of all time?? Hmm?? Why did all the Cleek kids look extra swarthy with those unsalted cornbread and milk teeth ass parents, thanks! 

Okay lol. So big ups to ol' girl for beating Brian at bball. I love how he was all, "You're just better than me". She looked at him like, "Yup!". Lol okay but I screenshot this because that girl in the background was sizing up ol' girl with mad disgust. Very "Who does this bitch think she is?" with her hunchback of norte dame goes to suburban middle school lookin' ass. I love when extras do the most, it's my fave. But wow @ my attention deficit disorder. Who is paying attention to extras when there is like a whole movie going on? Well, whatever, it's not like anyone's face was eaten off by this point. I didn't know I needed to be interested, thank you!! 

I can't even feel bad for her. Who doesn't like look at their brush before putting it in their hair? Brian's awkward, sociopathic ass put a massive wad of gum on the bristles and you're telling me she aint see that shit? Lol and it was so funny when she was like "ow!" and Brian turned around in his seat with the quickness, "What happened, Suzie?!" lol, fake ass. 

me: *twenty minute long blood-curdling scream*

So I spent a while trying to figure out if the dad was molesting the daughter. It was so obvious that I felt it was too obvious. I guess the not obvious thing was that she was pregnant. I didn't pin that until I saw her in that billowy shirt and then like two seconds later the slowbus teacher is all "Are you pregnant, Peggy?!" and then Peggy was like "Mind your business, ho" and I was like YAAAAAAAAASSSSSS! But in hindsight I realize I may also be of the slowbus variety because I think I pegged (heh) Peggy was preggers way later than the teacher, and also I was cheering for the teacher to mind her fucking business and not help her student? Hmm @ me. But she's so annoying, ugh!! Keep your beak out! lol ugh

So who is this? He a teacher at the school? Where in the hell does this movie take place? Smh, probably like, Montana. Or, like, London, Ontario.

Ugh I was trying to get a perfect screen-capture of this nosy bitch's ugly ass nails but I'm lazy and didn't try hard at all so here's a pic of them with the fucking time bar concealing the view. Is that thing called the time bar? I'm like 73% sure that's not the name of that thing. However, I am 1000000% sure I don't give a care!!

It was so weird how the dad and son greeted each other with a handshake - what a pair of freakazoids. Maybe I should give Brian a break due to his parentage. Like...he has the worst parents; especially dad. The dad is insane. And like, hokey as hell, too. If he were just insane, fine, whatever, most dads are insane. But to be an okie doke hokey poke sort? Nah, you goin too far, in my estimation. Brian never had a chance, but at the same time, I don't really care. He is a child who's had zero positive influences but I will still hate him passionately and with more energy than I've ever cared about anything in my life, and I will cheer when he dies. I will feel whole, and at one with god. 

Okay so this was another attempt at capturing the nails. Why did I hate her nails so much? Was I projecting? I had french tips once. That was a very low point in my life. Well, I mean, can you ever have low points if it's always been a pretty consistent flatline? Anyway, a brief explanation for this post and my entire blog :') 

lol sigh.

Okay so this was after Peggy caught Brian in the cellar with The Woman and he was taking a pair of pliers to one of her nipples? Umkay. So Peggy tells the mom...that Brian was in there jerking off to the animal woman. Why did she lie? Did she think it would look worse if it seemed he was doing something sexual instead of tearing that wolf woman's titties apart? Idk, but the dad didn't care and was all ~boys will be boys~. So the mom late as hell is all "I'm done! I'm leaving you!". Smh with her late. ass. This nigga done captured and kidnapped a whole human being and chained her up in your cellar and you only just now got some shit to say because he said how the wolf woman didn't look half bad now that she was all cleaned up? That was the only reason the wife got salty, miss me with her late, whack ass. But anyway, Chris, king of the world in his mind, just laughs like "lol" and I...am worried for ol' girl. This nigga has no qualms about fucking his daughter, or keeping entire human women as pets, so why you...think...he care about your little rant?

The mom says how she's leaving and taking the girls but Chris can keep Brian. He can have that disturbed lil nigga. I was like YAAAAAASSSSS. lol, I wasn't even rooting for the mom but when she called Brian a rapist I was crying tears of joy whoooooooo I hate that little demon so much :') I mean, I don't know why the mom is acting like she had no part in raising Brian but ooh boy I don't even care about that right now cuz she roasted the shit out of him and it felt sooooooooooo good :')

Eh. So, in response, Chris bodies ol' girl. Do you see her...like lying there on the floor? Yeah....................LIKE BUT WHAT DID SHE EXPECT?! Lol talkin' bout I'm leaving. Bitch, this is a sneak away in the middle of the night sort of situation, and I'm gagging that you thought differently. Ah well. 

SO THIS NOSY BITCH DROPS BY THE CLEEK CRIB. UNANNOUNCED. I don't think so, ho. Your time has come. 

Peggy is all "It's not a good time right now, Ms. Teacher Bitch!". I was, for a few milliseconds, rooting for the teacher. Rooting for her to stop being a nosy ass bitch, turn around, head for the nearest strip mall, and clear out a Deb or Fashion Bug to spruce up her spring wardrobe. But she wanted to be a stupid bitch, so she deserves whatever happens to her upon walking into the house of fucking horrors. Looking like a goddamn mannequin at Joyce Leslie or Charlotte Russe or some shit, smh, and enough.

Look at the mom just sitting over there omg they just propped her knocked out ass up in that little chair whooooo girl if I walked into a house and saw that shit I'd turn around and walk immediately back out, no ma'am, thank you ma'am, but no!!!!! Lol Chris is all "She's tired". THIS BITCH LOOKS DEAD, RUN TEACHER HO!!! No but she wanna be the shortbus taker that she is and stays. *shrugs at her doomed future*

Don't mind me, just trying to perfectly capture those atrocious talons. And now I keep noticing suspiciously groomed eyebrows. Girl, what are you doing??

Welp.

YES, TEAR THAT BITCH APARRRRRRRTTTT!!!!! DID SHE SLICE HIM IN HALF?!?!?!? *gets on my knees and prays to god and santa claus, thanking them for their love and gifts to me*

YO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???!? I screamed when Chris and Brian put that teacher bitch in the cage with the dogs and the thing that actually ended up chewing her ass to bits was a fucking person under the stairs. WHAT IS THIS?!? WHO IS THIS?! And did the family the whole time know about him being in there with the dogs? References were made to the dogs and the mom was talking about how whatever Chris was doing with them was illegal. Smh if this bitch knew the whole time he had this little animal boy holed up in there I'm even more done with her, and even more glad she got her face ate. Hoes who allow their husbands to keep human beings as pets deserve to get their faces dined on, those are just the rules of the universe probably. 

I was like "aw, love connection", but I think she's just gonna keep him as a pet? So, a little awkward he has to keep being a pet, but, whatever, you live what you know :) 

Really loved Pollyanna McIntosh as "The Woman". Sad I didn't screencap more of her in an effort to ~restrain~ myself. She reminded me of Milla Jovovich, but even better because she barely had any lines :) But no she was good lol. And funny? Was this whole movie lowkey funny? Man, idk, but *screams until I start shitting blood clots*

Hm, but anyway how cute is this new little nuclear family they got going on here? Aw, right?? 

BUT WHATT HE FUCK ARE THYE CGJUST GOIGN TO GO LIVE IN THE WOODS WITH RHIS BITCH OR WHAT???!!!&/!8-! 

liek?????

like, the end????

I guess???

Girl, I guess!!!