So another season of Shameless has ended and I'm mad I have to wait an entire year for it to come back on TV. Besides like Peep Show, Shameless is like the only TV show I super look forward to watching. And fucking Peep Show is over so all I have is Shameless now. And Maybe Mr. Robot. And Orange Is the New Black and Kimmy Schmidt and new episodes of American Dad and at least two more seasons of Always Sunny (!!!) and also delusionally hoping I get a fourth season of Loiter Squad and maybe Insecure will finally fucking come out??? BUT ANYWAY YOU GET THE POINT.
This is def like the only show I try to watch...on timeish. Like...at least 24hrs after a new episode airs. Noooooo, I don't fucking watch it in real-time. Who watches TV in real-time these days except for shit that you basically have to watch in real-time if you want to see it, like The Oscars. If I had any friends (.......) who could give me like a livestream or download link that would be cool, BUT I DON'T!! So I have to watch The Oscars live and on-time, unfortunately. You think I'm gonna miss that moment when Stacey Dash walked out and it was mad awkward and I got a hard-on from so much secondhand embarrassment?? NO!!!
Wait, what am I doing? Focus. A movie starring Will Smith. Is America done with Will or are they still, like, into it?? Why is he like...part of the ensemble of that Suicide Squad movie?? Is that a William Smith type of move~~~? Well, someone has to pay Duane Martin's car note smh.
ANYWAY!!!! Omg. So I thought this season was better than last, but I always like every season because I am, I have to admit at this point, a serious Shameless stan. Because a lot of complaints people have for the show I'm just like........"That's how it's supposed to be???? They're doing it on purpose????" I feel like I sound like Chris Brown stans. It's performance art, you stupid bitch???? I'm just in love and blind to the flaws. But like what flaws?? Haha. No. I see so many flaws. So many intentional flaws.
So I was reading some forum discussing the show and people were annoyed, saying they didn't have anything to look forward to for next season and I was like..."what???"
First off, there's like...endless possibilities for Fiona. No money, no man...ly, sixteen in the middle of Miami, you know?? :/ Can we talk about how this dumb ass show had me caring about her fucking shit with Sean??? I'm really sitting here shipping this like spry, twenty-something year old bitch with an old ass fucking drug addict. WOW!! AND HE KILLED A GUY!! WOW!!! Wow @ me, but even more wow @ the show for shoving this shit down my throat, getting me into it, and then yanking it away like the fucking assholes they are :') LIKE!! Nah, it's my fault for not reading the tea leaves all along. Ah well.
When Frank spilled the chamomile about Sean's heroin baggies...HONESTLY. Honestly that moment was very great and very Frank, but it was hella contrived. Frank broke into the diner because??? Didn't they make it seem like he went there to kill Sean? But why would Sean even be there? First of all it was mad late and then...Sean's planning his wedding, so?? And the whole Kill Sean thing was so dumb anyway. Like Frank is many things but I don't get active, like, fucking murderer from him. I barely bought him paying that dude to kill Sean off. And why would he go through all that to pay for shit for Fiona's wedding if he was just going to ruin it?? I mean, I get it but I don't. Like I know Frank was mainly paying for Fiona's wedding...for selfish reasons. But it didn't seem to be all selfish? You know? Like I think he cares about his kids in his own horrible way?? Do I sound like a Chris Brown stan again? Or just like a Shameless stan?? Specifically a stan of Frank the character from the show omg do I stan Frank? Nah because I was lowkey into it when for .00002 seconds I thought Carl had killed him, so :)
Anyway, I loved that moment at the wedding, even though it's sort of sad that Fiona and Sean are donesies. But that just means she starts next season with a clean slate and I don't know how that's not exciting??? It's like when Jimmy "disappeared", or after she got out of prison and she was starting work at that diner with Jeffrey Dean Morgan *insert side-eye*, or even last season with the crumbling of her marriage to that creepy musician dude. And I reallllllly wish people would stop acting like he was so great and perfect for Fiona. The whole time they were together I thought he was going to chop this bitch up and chew on her remains. Maybe make like an omelet fromage or some shit like bye that dude was mad creepy and who gets married after a two week sex bender or whatever the fuck they had?? And he gave this bitch his grandmother's Holocaust ring and wanted to act all hurt and brand new like he knew this binch for years and years instead of the actual days and days it really was????? Ugh so crucially stupid, which is worse than him being a serial killer which is where I initially thought they were going with his character :') Ya blew it, Shameless :')))
So I'm excited to see what's in store for seas7 Fiona. Hopefully much mess. I mean, of course. Maybe no marriages next season, though:) You're not Liz Taylor, bitch:))
I'm also excited for Lipschitz. I was...sigh. Lip going to college was supposed to provide an endless reserve of interesting storylines...but instead you had him???? Like the first main storyline he had was with that half-Asian girl and dealing with her and her weird mess. Okay. That was boring so I'm glad that ended. But then they just moved him onto a whole other boring bitch and this time she wasn't half-anything. Full white, and a fucking teacher smh. Were we supposed to get all excited because Lip was smashing a professor? It would've been more interesting had he started fucking the dude he was working for whose name I forgot so I'll just call him Daddy Replacement. That relationship was far more interesting than the one with the Lady Professor and her powerful professor puss???? But still, that was kinda lame, too? Were they trying to show us all the facets of Lip's mommy/daddy issues? Mm yawn. Like...Lip's in college now and this is the best you could do? I'm here for the call-out about his drinking and him becoming Frank, though. Even though it feels really forced. But I'm still here for it. Idk if I'm here for Lip not being in college, tho? And did he even go into the rehab place? I MIGHT be here for an entire storyline next season of Lip like violently fighting against getting help for his disease? But that could get REALLY ugly but anyway I'm here for the drama sign me up. Lip is my fave like I hate when they don't give him really good stuff to do, so it'll be exciting if he has a lot of cry/yelly scenes. At the expense of his character advancing and growing in any way :')
Excited for Debs because idk what they're doing with her and Franny. Like, will Debbie ask for help, will social services come knocking around? Will Debbie try to find a father for the kid, will she get a job to support her new little family, will she go back to school - what? Idk but I'm here for it. Just, pleez, do not have this baby dying thank you. Like I know I horribly say all the time how much I love dead babies, but only like, in theory. I actually hate every time I'm watching something and there's a dead baby? So haha stop it :) Thanks. I'm really worried about SIDS all the time. Like ALL THE TIME. And I don't even have any kids and there's almost maybe no chance I ever will?
...Who will love me???
:(
So anyway Carl!!!!!! Def here for his cutie pie girlfriend and him going the cop route and maybe being ........slightly less insane?? Calmed down a lil??? His storyline this season was really sad tho omg and it's crazy how they almost completely glossed over it lol like wtf did his friend........kill a kid over a bike????? Yikes. But that shook Carl extra quick which was good because I thought they were taking his ass to the grave this season. I like Carl. Despite..........so many...like I know I maybe shouldn't??? Especially with his deep history of wiggerism, but, man, I just love him sigh. So I'm glad he's staying around? Right?? Don't do this to me!!!
Who else?? Shit, I forgot about Ian's boring ass. I like Ian but iono. Do I care about this EMT thing? Absolutely not. But I'm glad he prob doesn't have to go back to stripping. Also I'm really glad Mickey is gone fuck him I hate all the Mian shippers they are insane that relationship better be DEAD. Idk if I'm here for the black guy, tho. Like, one, I'm annoyed they're just glossing over the HIV thing. I feel like people are tryna make AIDS the new common cold but it's like.....nahhhhhhhhh. The dude was all ":) I'm HIV poz" and Ian's scaredy ass was mad nervous to tell him he was bipolar. So AIDS > bipolar, now? Girl, I guess. It was literally brought up ONCE. And Ian had the audacity to be nervous about revealing to dude how many sex partners he's had. I'd be like um, a billion nigga, who cares? You have AIDS. Or is that like mad immature and ugly lol. And I guess dude (can u tell idk his name sigh) got it from a committed relationship??? Okay cool but he still has it but no let's act like it's not a big deal that's fine. At least he's not Mickey sigh.
Who else who else uhhhhhh Kev, V and Svetlanaaaaaa.................................Why do poly relationships always have to be like one man and two chicks??? Can I get some Mmf or mmmmmff or mmmmm,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmgjdodmehxxzz?? Idk. Anyway, I like all these characters but this relationship is messy and why do I lowkey see V leaving Kev for Svetlana lol like that would be hilarious eventho Kev and V breaking up would be really sad :(( But idk I would still be here for this threesome totally exploding and changing things permanently in the most horrible way. This is Shameless, after all. Don't disappoint me!! Even though you do so much!! Can't wait for seaz7!! Bring back Chuckie!!!
Not even joking.
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