Sunday, September 11, 2016

Loiter Squad, Season 2 (more cries for help)

Loiter Squad Season 2 yayyyy!!!!

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!!!! The Zayn of the group is back and my pores are cleared! loljk I have a lot of blackheads. I pass them off as freckles IT'S FINE!! 

lol is that a wave cap? Why does it cover his entire head smh. That being said this Denzel in Training Day mockery is honestly 1. spot-on and 2. #iconic. Also I'm sad actual Training Day didn't take place inside a restaurant and Denzel was actually just the manager. That seems way more interesting??? 

lol Tylerina repeatedly asking if it's a job or a game and that random Sagan dude saying "It's a job" - ICONIC. 

Aw his little voice "Why do u guys support this??". But real talk can we talk about how much I hate Blake he is like the least funniest from the Workaholics crew how r u less funny than the fat one COME ON. No loljk I love him but he's white so I don't want to :') He is the least funniest tho :'))

#iconic #spot-on

me..

But this is a flawless NeNe impression??? But can we address how awkward I feel when theyyyy......dress up as women lol. A part of me thinks...SIGH. The black men dressing up as black women thing, as a black bitch, makes me kinda uncomfy. Like when they do the Serena and Venus parody. Like it's funny BUT I DON'T WANT TO THINK IT IS??? Like why r they talking in those deep ass voices SIIIGIIGIGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHH

I hope that kid is okay...

This dude was either coming from or on his way to killing someone. #iconic

lol bye why are his pants so high #a poem

Lol why was Dark Shark watching his dolphin son getting attacked by that dog with so much glee lol. Also what kind of name is Dark Shark? Also what are those stories he be telling? I'm scared, but...into it. Youknowwhatimean???? 

Mrs. Kitty is soooo cuuuuute! Sigh lol SHE HAS A PINK LEASH PLEEEEEASEee!!!

#lipgoals

AW HE'S SO CUTE LOOK AT HIM LAUGHING WITH HIS WHOLE MOUTH OPEN
LOOK AT HOW BIG HIS FUCKING HEAD HIS ARE U FUCKING KIDDINGMME?!?!?!? 

lol please at this mocking of The Blind Side. I'd be into this version. Also r u seriously telling me Sandra Bullock aint know that nigga was a nazi? SPARE ME, SANDRA!! 

lol but it's like really mean to make a fake casting call for your friends to go audition and embarrass themselves for?? Like I don't care if you do it to Jasper or Nacho lol BUT WHAT OF MIKE G?? Why u do this??? 

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Who doesn't know Leon?
lol...smfh

WHY IS EARL SWEATERSHIRT'S VOICE LIKE THAT!!!!!!! WHY WAS IT SO SOFT AND NERDY ASKING ABOUT PROPER UTENSILS PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE IW ANT TO DIIIIIEIEIEIEIEIE OMG AND THEN WHEN TYLER PICKED UP THE BUTTER AND HE ASKED HIM WHY HE WAS GRABBING IT LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK!!!! 

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Everything about Barfield is #iconic to me. I wish it was a real show :'( Alternatively, I wish I was dead. I guess we can't have everything HAHA 

omg I'm just now seeing in the back that "photo" Tyler was painting in the Dubstep Dad sketch that Bam messed up #iconiccontinuity 

Girl, me.

Please... 

Also lol @ that woman going "Sand Man!". This nigga talking bout Ashy Man or some shit like SAND MAN DOESN'T MAKE WAY MORE LOGICAL AND COSMIC SENSE! But okay, Lips. 

That random woman just stopping to scrub Nacho's feet is everything I aspire to be. I'm annoyed zooming cut off her fucking head. BITCH I DON'T LIKE THAT NARROW SCREEN SHIT TAKE THEM BLACKBARS AWAY lolsmh i just started DYING as I was typing I honestly need so much help

Me @ Nacho always.

lol Nacho breaking a bit during that dumb ass deodorant up a pigeon's butt Intervention sketch which is honestly lowkey what? #ico--pleas..e..

Looook...I know his name is Taco, okay? But why is it? Is he Mexican? I honestly wouldn't be surprised...

The way Tyler said this was so fucking funny I wish this was a real Intervention episode smh

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I can tell Tyler genuinely loves and is obsessed with Mo'Nique because his rendering of her is honestly beautiful, and touching. 

smh

Also, r they sponsored by Vans or do they just like REALLY love their shoes? No one loves Vans that much...

Real talk: what "sus" things did Tyler do to Nacho? I see so much pain...

#mood



...can you tell I skip through all the concert footage? Because lol, YIKES!!!!!!!!!!


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