The Dead Girl (2006)

So...this movie was pretty good. I think. It definitely kept me intrigued and shit. The plot concerns the discovery of a dead body, but the movie is broken up into five parts: "The Stranger", "The Sister", "The Wife", "The Mother", and "The Dead Girl". The first four vignettes sort of explain how the discovery of the dead body affects the people around, or whoever knew the dead woman. The last chapter focuses on the dead girl herself, before she is murdered. So, it's a pretty interesting concept to make a movie of, and I think it was carried out pretty well by the filmmakers. Now let me be annoying by complaining about several things and talking in ALL CAPS about Mary Beth Hurt's hair. 

The Stranger

This chapter start outs with Toni Collette looking plain as hell, eating a sandwich on some rocks in some weird prairie landish area. 

I'm so annoyed this shitty picture doesn't include the sad sandwich she was eating. It's so important!!

I knew pretty much nothing about this movie going in. I think all I knew was that Brittany Murphy would be playing the eponymous "dead girl". So when the movie opened up on Toni walking around some prairie land in a sweater, looking glum as hell, I got excited and thought this would be one of those bleak emotionless Australian films. I was disappointed very soon afterwards when she spoke and did not have an Australian accent. But she did have a crazy, mean ass Piper Laurie as her momma, so I immediately perked up again!!! But before we meet Piper, Toni stumbles upon a pretty severely mutilated corpse. It looked 100% like Natasha Lyonne and I am not even fucking joking. I should honestly go look to see if she was credited as the corpse, but I feel like they don't give credits to people without any speaking parts. Unless...unless it's one of the things like how Kevin Costner was the dead body in The Big Chill. Wait...that's not a good example. 1. Not sure he was even credited, and 2. Was he even an actor at that point? Ugh, I have to check now ughghg. Okay, imdb tells me he was. It says Alex (scenes deleted) for The Big Chill lol so I guess he filmed some scenes as the dead dude before he was dead but they deleted which is a shame maybe because I hate that movie and some Kevin Costner would have really perked it up lol I'm completely fucking kidding :')

Toni takes a charm off the corpse before alerting the police. It's some necklace thing covered in like hair and blood and shit lol but okay. Her mother, whom she lives with, admonishes her for calling the cops. And I'm nodding like, "Yeah, that corpse is none of your bizness, Toni, but you do you." Her mom is like, way meaner about it. Toni and Piper are basically doing Carrie and her momma if they didn't have magical witch powers and Carrie had never burned up all those people and they just kept living together forever. Like, that description is 1,000% what their scenes are and it's amazing and I love it and I'm so pissed there wasn't more Piper Laure like wtf. 

Toni becomes famous in her hometown because she was on TV as the woman who discovered a corpse. When she's shopping at the grocery store, everyone is staring at her and shit. Including a !Surprise! Giovanni Ribisi!! I LOVE WHEN I'M WATCHING SHIT AND HE RANDOMLY POPS UP IT'S MY FAVORITE THING WHY IS MY LIFE SO SAD :") He's some worker at the grocery store. He's like following Toni around the store and shit. She looks all shy and meek. It's clear he's interested in her because she was on TV. He helps her with her bags to her car and is all like "you looked sweet on TV", saying how some people look mean, but he can tell she's sweet. I was immediately suspicious of him obviously, like he had a fucking snake tattoo. Clearly he is of immoral character. This is the kind of person who would be upset if they got sorted into Gryffindor, because they really wanted to be in Slytherin. And I know this because that kind of person is me. I would never get a snake tattoo, though. Because though I am amoral, I'm not a fucking douchebag. 

Giovanni is weird and asks Toni on a date. Like, it's not weird that he asks her, he's just...weird. lol. At first Toni is like no. She says she "can't", which I took to mean her mother would beat that fucking ass. Because that's the sort of wonderful dynamic a grown woman and her invalid mother have. But Giovanni is like "I won't hurt you" and Toni is like "Thank you". Lol, what the fuck. Or not lol, because clearly she's been abused and she's like terrified everyone is out to maim her and omg. After Toni says "thank you" to Giovanni being kind enough to not kick her skull in whilst sodomizing her with a nerf gun, he asks her again to go out with him and Toni agrees. For some reason. Like, HE HAS A SNAKE TATTOO!!

Later at home, Toni is putting makeup on and shit. Then her mom is calling for her and in a panic she starts wiping the makeup off her face. When she gets to her mom's room, Piper Laurie is all *Piper Laurie voice* "What did you do to your face?" Toni, meekly and unconvincingly, is like, "Nothing." Then Piper asks her what "that stink" is and Toni does that thing again. Piper is all "The milk is sour" or something and I'm like omg they have the saddest life. Who pours someone rancid milk without noticing it's rancid. Toni is a terrible caretaker, and if I were Piper I'd be salty, too lol. When Toni gets near the bed Piper tugs at the towel Toni has on her head. She's all like "TAKE IT OFF." And I'm like "omg". Toni says no, Piper says it again. Toni takes her towel off and reveals she's dyed her hair red. Piper is all like, "You look like a two dollar hooker!!" Rude. Then she laughs meanly and is like, "You'll have to pay them." Okay, double-rude, but okaAAAaay. Then Piper gets all crazy and says some shit like "Oh Lord you took the wrong one!!! You should have taken her instead!!" She's talking about a man or boy? Possibly a father or son that died. Toni gets even crazier than Piper and is like DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT HIM1!!! She like breaks a glass and puts a shard up to Piper's neck lol like 0 to 100 real quick in this scene. Piper is like "uhh...can you not do that". But like in her Piper Laurie way. Toni flees from the room and starts packing a suitcase to leave and shit. She takes the bloodied charm with her. As she's leaving, Piper is yelling in the distance that she's bleeding and needs help. Toni ignores this and flees from the house. 

She meets up with Giovanni and he's all weird and asking her about the dead body. He's like, "She had cuts on her hand, right?" And I'm looking at him like "............" Toni is like, "How did you know that?" Giovanni is like "DEFENSIVE WOUNDS" like he's a forensic specialist or some shit. But no, he's a bag boy at a grocery store soooooooo???? Then Giovanni asks if the dead girl's clothes were cut up and Toni says she wasn't wearing any clothes. Then Giovanni goes on some spiel about some other serial killer dude who cut up women's clothes as foreplay and how it made him feel good and how when he was a kid he cut up women's clothes and he was caught by the cops or some shit and the whole time I'm like "lol okay he's talking about himself, right?" And I thought he killed Brittany Murphy, but that was before the rest of the movie played out. Also I thought Toni was a killer, too. Like, they were kindred spirits. They absolutely 100% both could have been killers, but that's never...like explored after their chapter ends. But def Giovanni didn't kill Brittany. But def he probably killed someone else lol let's keep it real. 

Giovanni takes Toni to...idk...some look-out point, I guess? They're sitting on the ground. Giovanni is asking Toni about the dead body - again - and Toni shows him the charm she stole. It says "Taken". I think it still has the blood and hair and shit on it ugh lol clean it off whhyyy. Giovanni is all excited. I can't tell if...he's a killer, or just interested in them. Like those people who take tours of Jeffrey Dahmer's childhood home (I'd totally be one of those people if I didn't feel really weird about...about doing something like that.) After Giovanni cums in his pants about the dead girl's necklace, he leans in to kiss Toni. She sort of backs away from it. He's all like "Why do you think I brought you here?" Ummmmmm to ask a thousand questions about that female corpse she stumbled upon??? Why else?? But, um, I guess he wants to smash? I think he tries to go in again but she pulls away again? Idk, something happens where he feels the need to ask her if he needs to tie her down. Toni's weird ass is like "yes". He's like "lol what". Eventually she pulls off his belt, indicating she wants to be tied up with it. YO. What the fuck happened in this bitch's childhood. No shade to you BDSM pals, but this is some other shit. Like, clearly she was abused in some way, anndnndd is trying to reenact that shit now as an adult andnndnd ach gah. Giovanni ties her hands with the belt and Toni is all like "...I could probably get out of that." Jesus. He ties it tighter, then he takes her to the car and tries to bang her but she's being all stiff and rigid and not kissing him and omg. Giovanni has to stop and Toni is like "why????" and he's all "YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU WANT ME TO RAPE YOU!!" Which is like definitely what she wants, but uh, she agrees to take off the belt and her gloves and idk kiss him back or whatever. But then they cut to...I guess a post-coital scene. But it seems like maybe Giovanni still couldn't get it up? And he starts talking about things serial killers do to get it up................................................

The chapter ends with Toni calling 911 to report that an old woman has been abandoned by her daughter. She's talking about herself, obvi. While she's in the phone booth, she sees a poster for missing people and a Brittany Murphyish face is included on the poster. Cut to the next chap. 

The Sister

This was my least favorite chapter. And I sort of felt like it could've been entirely omitted? lol, idk. Like I guess it was good to include, to show...like...the other side of the Missing Persons posters? Like, people dealing with having a person who has disappeared from their family? 

Rose Byrne plays the sister of a girl who disappeared fifteen years ago. They've done one of those fast-forward imaging things. (I know it has like a specific name lol I just forgot it/don't know it). The updated image of the supposed older version of her sister is the same face Toni was looking at in the last chapter. Rose is all depressed and shit, playing it a little too on-the-nose by slowly swallowing anti-depressants with some sad ass glass of water, robotically replying to her mother, who's asking Rose for advice on what photo of her sister they should use on their new missing person posters or whatever. It's just a little obvious. 

Rose works in like a forensics lab, I think? Also I think she's in college? James Franco and his teeth are her colleague/fellow student. James is going to leave one day and he asks Rose to take care of a new body they got in. Rose is like "lol sure". Then James invites her to some party and she's like "no I have to study, etc." James is like "after you study!! *teeth*!!!" Rose smiles weakly and is like "yeah sure". lol right. 

Rose goes to prepare the dead body. It's that body Toni stumbled upon. Real quick: Is this movie randomly set in like the early-nineties for no reason????????????????? Okay back to...back to the recap. Rose is examining the corpse and she sees that the corpse has a birthmark between it's fingers. Also, there's a tatt that says "12:13". Immediately I'm screaming like OH SHIT IT'S HER SISTER!!! Rose is just as convinced as me. She asks her boss or whatever for them to do dental records on the body, then she goes home to tell her parents the good news. She shows her mom a photo of the girl who...was the corpse lol. Her mom is looking at it like, "No, those aren't her eyes. It's not her." Rose is like "IT'S HER!" Like, she wants all this missing person shit to be over. I think later she goes to Franco's party? She seems happier, I guess? They hang out and I don't care. Actually the whole time I was suspicious of him for some reason? But I think that was just because it was James Franco and him playing like a nice, straight-forward character is just...not something he should be doing lol. 

Rose and Franco have sex and stuff and are all giddy or whatever. James is all like "CALL ME LATER LOL!!" It's gross. Pretty quickly after this, Rose gets the news that the corpse actually isn't her sister. The dna or some shit didn't match. Also, the girl's real mother has shown up to claim the body. Rose is like "...um...no...you're wrong." And I was saying that, too. Like, she had the same birthmark! And the 12:13 thing referenced sisters!! lol, but no, it really wasn't her sister, I guess??? Oh well lol. Rose immediately slips back into her depression. She snaps on her mom like "GET OVER IT SHE'S DEAD SHE'S BURIED DEEP DOWN AND NO ONE WILL EVER FIND HER!!" Mary Steenburgen tries to get a best supporting actress Globe nom or something by having a little moment like "I'LL NEVER STOP LOOKING FOR HER, JUST LIKE I'D NEVER STOP LOOKING FOR YOU!!" Bruce Davison is just in the background bussing tables or some shit. I think this chapter ends with Rose burning up some shit, then calling James and asking him to help her. Well, good luck with that!

The Wife

Mary Beth Hurt and her terrible perm roll through, 

thank god. Cleanse me of the mediocrity that was the last chap. 

Like I never knew I needed to care about Mary Beth Hurt, but I guess I motherfucking do? Acting MVP of this movie, 100%. This whole chapter was the MVP of the movie, in my opinon. It went hard from the minute it popped off to the minute it ended with Mary Beth Hurt walking away naked from a bureau full of murdered women's clothes she set on fire. Like, this chapter went so fucking hard FOR NO REASON. 

It started with MBH chillin on some lazy boy or some shit, doing her nails. Her husband is leaving the house. Mary Beth stops him like "WHY DON'T YOU EVER TAKE ME ANYWHERE?!" and for like five minutes straight she is going in non-stop on this nigga. He barely says anything. She's like "I'M DONE! I'M NOT DOING THIS ANYMORE!! HOW COME YOU NEVER TAKE ME BOWLING OR WHATEVER??!" Like I felt really bad for her. And then even more bad when she said she was leaving him and he just left anyway lol okay like clearly you don't care about her at all this is awkward af. Um, but also it's really obvious her hubby is a serial killer and that he's going out in the middle of the night to get up to serial killer business. So, that's sweet. 

In the morning, some dudes stop by the house, asking about storage space. I guess Mary Beth and her husband own a storage center? It seems the husband is the one who works it, though? And before he left he kept saying how a dude named Jim or something would be there. But apparently Jim didn't come into work, and neither did her husband, so Mary Beth has to go out and get these dudes a storage space. I guess she assigns them a locker, but they call in to the front office and complain that it's already been utilized. Mary Beth says no it's not, they insist the space is already occupied. So she goes out to look. The space has some shit in it. Like, electricity is hooked up, and there's this drawer thing. She opens a drawer and pulls out a bag of dirt and there's some worms in it?????? Mary Beth is like to the dudes "lol I'll get you another space" and shuffles them away from that one full of like...earth and worms and shit??? Full of bags of dirt with worms and shit??? 

Later she goes back to the space to do more inspection. The drawers are also full of ladies clothing, their underwear and shit. It's all bloodied up and shit. There are also like wallets and id cards??? Mary Beth goes to look in the newspaper to see if the face on one of the id cards is listed under missing persons, and sure enough!!!! So at this point, it's obvious her husband has murdered like a thousand women and kept souvenirs from his kills in that storage locker. So, that's awkward. It's awkward to be married to someone and then you find out they're a serial killer, right???? What does Mary Beth do? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. When the hubby comes back home she's chillin' on the lazy boy again, but the whole time I'm wondering OKAY WHAT'S HER PLAN WHAT'S SHE DOING??? I was so scared for her because wtf. Like, what happens if you confront your serial killer husband? He could just serial kill you, right???

So the husband walks into the house, doesn't say shit to Mary Beth, husband of the year #1 winner winner chicken dinner like. He's in the kitchen getting something to drink, I think? Mary Beth can see him from her lazy boy and she's watching him and I'm like oh god what did she do. What she did is, she set the newspaper out with the dead girl faces on it. The ~missing girls'~ faces on it. He picks up the paper, looks at it, puts it down. He comes into the living room area where Mary Beth is and sits down in the other lazy boy. She's like staring at him and shit. She asks about scratches on his neck. He says he got into a bar fight. Mary Beth laughs like "you? a bar fight?". BITCH RUN HE GON KILL YOU!!!!!! Mary Beth doesn't run, she keeps antagonizing him, asking him more questions about where he's been. Has he been with prostitutes "again"? Husband says no. She says she called Ray's and he wasn't there. Husband is like, "I probably got there after you called". Lol okay like come on are you even trying?? Mary Beth keeps asking him shit, agitating him. He has enough and gets up to leave. She's yelling at him like, "I KNOW WHAT YOU DO!!" and also how she won't tolerate him leaving her alone anymore? Wow, chile, that shouldn't be your #1 priority. And, like, you should want him to leave you alone, because of how he is a serial killer and all that cool jazz. 

The husband exits from the sort of fight, to go immediately outside to his car, open up the trunk, and pull out some garbage bag probably full of torn-out esophaguses or tiaras from some spree he had at one of those child beauty pageants. Who knows the specifics, just know whatever's in the bag will be very implicating. Mary Beth's watching him empty out his trunk, from the window. Later in bed, because for some reason she's getting into bed with this killery ass nigga, she's just like awake af staring at him. I mean, I guess if you're going to insist on living with a serial killer, that's...that's probably the only way you can sleep. Which, to say, is not at all???? 

She gets out of bed to go look at the storage locker. This nigga is really wild just dumping shit from his serial killing adventures at the place where he works that other people have easy access to. LIKE WTF? So dumb. Mary Beth sees some new bloody clothes he's brought out. It looks like he's set them out to dry. Now that I've seen the whole movie, pretty sure...they're Brittany Murphy's clothes. Coolcococolcococl. Mary Beth wraps the shit up in newspapers and then gets in the car and rides to the police station. Doesn't...doesn't get out or anything. Which? Why???? Like, your husband is trash and doesn't even pay attention to you so????????? Not totally understanding why she instead drives back home and then burns all the evidence???? I mean, it was a cool scene, but????? I mean, I get the dynamics of...these certain types of marriages, I guess? She's obviously completely dependent on him, but she also said how a niece said she'd be glad to take her in? Or was she bluffing? Ugh, maybe. Idk, man. Also I'm wondering what happens after the husband discovers she burnt up all his shit? Probably they'd never even have a conversation about it, and things would keep going on as usual. He'd probably keep killing, she'd never say anything. Maybe he'd get caught eventually and they'd be all over the news and people would be looking at her like "Did she know???" I honestly could've watched a whole movie just of this chapter but okay it's over so let's move on to the next not as good one. But at least it isn't "The Sister". HELLO SHE WASN'T EVEN THE SISTER. No, I'm fine. It's...it's fine.  

The Mother

Marcia Gay Harden is the mommy of the dead girl. She's talking to some cop about Brittany Murphy, about how she ran away years ago. Marcia mentions a stepfather and I'm immediately like "oh, okay." She leaves the police station and goes to the motel where Brittany had been staying. For some reason she wants to see the room. She asks the bitch working the front desk if she can see the room. This mullety ass ho points out across the street to some hooker-looking type and says "That's who's staying in the room now, ask her." Marcia approaches this prostitute with a purple wig screaming like crazy on a phone. She's in a phonebooth. Yeah, when did this movie take place? And why?? Anyway, the hooker is Kerry Washington. After she takes off her wig she looks 

like this. I'm into it. Also she has like a Cuban accent or some shit. I am also, unfortunately, into that. Marcia pays Kerry money to see the room. She's looking all around and shit, asking questions about Brittany. Marcia is like, "Did she ever say why she ran away?" Kerry is like, "She probably wasn't happy?" I think Marcia pushes the question, then Kerry spazzes about how Brittany probably wasn't happy about her stepdad fucking her and stuff. And how Brittany had one of those dishrag moms who don't do anything about it, even though they know it's going on. Kerry is all harsh like, "But hey, it takes the pressure off, right? Like having an extra kid to do the laundry." or some shit like that. Marcia starts immediately crying because Kerry is talking about Marcia, even though she didn't know she was talking about Marcia. Kerry is like, "Oh...you're her mother?" Awkward. Marcia goes to cry in the bathroom, then after a moment tells Kerry that she didn't know that Brittany was being molested. Kerry is all like *suspicious Latina accent* "Well, now you do." 

Kerry is all like, "Okay, I have to get back to work, so....." Work is being a prostitute. Marcia says she wants to take her to lunch. Kerry is like I don't think so. Marcia offers to pay her. Like, you should have started with that hello. At lunch, Kerry is saying all this shit about Brittany. How she tried to get straight for a while, but then she had all these jobs so she had to take a bunch of drugs to keep up with the schedule. And somewhere in there she mentions how Brittany had a kid. Marcia is like "She has a child?" Cut to them going to some ghetto-y ass area to pick this tragic little blonde child up from some woman who doesn't speak any English. The apartment is a mess, and full of kids. Brittany's kid is named Ashley. Marcia comes through to White Knight her away from poverty and dirty white t-shirts. 

As Marcia is sort of anxiously buckling this kid into the back of her SUV, Kerry sort of yells at Marcia that she needs to get a carseat. Marcia basically yells back "WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING TO FIND A CARSEAT STORE IN THIS NIGGERHOOD???" That's why, Marcia says, she asked Kerry to sit in the back with Ashley. Kerry's all "...She's not my kid." Then she asks Marcia if she's going to keep her, but Marcia doesn't answer. Back at the motel, Marcia is tucking Ashley into bed. Kerry asks again if Marcia will keep the child. Marcia says that's up to the child's father. Kerry yells how that could be anybody. Yeah, come on, Marcia. Then Kerry says how she would have went to pick up the girl, but..."How am I gonna take care of a kid?" Right. Marcia asks Kerry if she loved her daughter. Kerry talks about how Brittany tried to give her a necklace but she couldn't take it. This movie is really bleak and like, at times, doing too much lol. Like, why is a person so broken that they can't even accept a simple piece of jewelry? And it's not because she didn't like it. It's just...like in the next chapter you see how Kerry couldn't even say "I love you" back to Brittany. Like, how are you so nothing inside? What is this movie and why??? 

Marcia is getting ready to leave with Ashley. She invites Kerry to come stay with her. And it seems genuine, though who knows what the fuck kind of arrangement that would be. She says "no drugs, that's my rule". Kerry is like "...I don't think so." Like, what do you mean no drugs? I'm dead inside. I need them. Hello!! Marcia hands Kerry a check with her address on it. I couldn't tell if...it was a blank check and Marcia was trusting her a lot by just giving it to her for the purpose of her having the address or...was it just a check paper with her address on it? I don't know how checks work lol. You have to sign a blank check first, right? For it to work? I don't think Marcia signed hers. Anyway, let me stop being cynical. Hopefully Kerry goes to her random house in Washington. Happily ever after!!! ugh

The Dead Girl 

Brittany Murphy is the dead girl. It opens up on her in some toy store, buying a stuffed bunny for her daughter. She overhears some kid being mean to his sister. She walks by the kid and like pushes him down into a display. She pretends it was an accident and is all like "omg i'm so sorry!" She lends her hand to pull him up and in the process like digs her nails into his skin. He's screaming like "ow!!". The boy's mom comes over to him like, "What did you do???" That shit was funny. Like, Brittany Murphy is too much. When the kid is leaving the store and she throws up her middle fingers lol like whyy. I love it. 

She goes from the toy store to meet up with Josh Brolin at some jewelry store. He makes fun of her for having that bunny, she says it's for her kid. She talks about how her kid's birthday is the next and how she needs a ride up to Norwalk and could Josh Brolin take her. I think he says no, but she pleads, offering him free blowjobs and whatnot. And I think his response is like "maybe". He gives her a necklace, it says "Taken". She looks at it like, "I'd rather have a ride to Norwalk." Bitch, me too. Tf is that necklace. 

Then after this, B Murph is in some mall food court area chewing on her hair, looking 100% like a junkie. Some little girl comes up and asks her why she's chewing on her hair. B Murph is like 'cause it tastes good. Then the little girl starts making jokes and shit. Her mom tells her to come back to their table. Brittany walks over and is like "how old is she?" and I was expecting the mom to be like "Nunya, bitch, keep it movin'" lol, like, cuz Brittany looks methy as hell. But the mom answers "three." Or, probably "3.5", due to her whiteness. Brittany is like, "I have a daughter. She's three, too!" or something. The non-junkie mom nods like "uheh". A beautiful moment. 

In the car ride home, Brittany asks Josh Brolin for a ride to Norwalk again. I think he keeps saying things like how he doesn't feel like riding up there and how he has to work or something. Brittany tells a story about how every Christmas she'd get really excited about the Sears catalog and she'd look through the whole book and pick the one thing she really wanted and every. christmas. her mom would give her some cheap knock-off version of the thing she wanted, because she was incapable of buying things that weren't on sale. And Brittany is like "I want my daughter to have what she wants. Not all the time, so she's spoiled, but sometimes." And it's like emotional and shit and Josh Brolin is like "Jesus, I'll take you to Norwalk!!" And Brittany gets all happy and starts cheering. I...don't know why I was accepting this chapter at face-value. I'm just sitting here smiling like a dummy, like ":))) Josh Brolin will take her to Norwalk so she can see her daughter yay :))", acting like I don't know this bitch gets savagely murdered like wtf. Sigh @ me.

After Brittany gives Josh a blowie job at his place, he gets some phone call from work and there's like an emergency or some shit and he has to leave and can't take Brittany to Norwalk. She, natch, starts spazzing. Like, YOU LIAR I GAVE YOU A BLOWJOB YOU PROMISSEDEDD!!! Like, I felt bad for her. But, also, isn't Josh a crackhead, and also wearing like a ton of leather??? Come on, never put your trust in a nigga wild enough to be wearing like more than zero leather clothing items. So, pretty much around this time was when I woke the fuck up like, "oh, right, she's going to be murdered." I figured she'd end up having to hitchhike to her daughter's party, and that's when Mary Beth Hurt's boo would swoop in. Annnnnnnnnnnnnd pretty much!! Like, after Brittany leaves Josh's, she goes to her motel/home where she lives with Kerry. Kerry is lying in bed all bruised and bloodied. Some nigga named Tom or maybe Mike beat the shit out of her. Kerry promises she'll fuck Kerry later to make her feel good, but Kerry wants her to stay. Brittany says she can't, cuz of her daughter. She leaves, first stopping off to borrow a motorcycle from that bitch who works the front desk, then to go over to Mike or Tim's motel room to beat the shit out of him. This movie is doing too much, it really is. This nigga dead punches her in her fucking face and then Brittany gets up and sprays him in the eyes with spray paint and starts kicking the shit out of him like what the heck is going on. After she kicks this dude's ass, she starts on her journey to Norwalk. The bike breaks down, of course!!! So she has to hitch. Luckily, a nice kind gentleman picks her up. Can he take her to Norwalk? He says sure!!!! Yay, the end!!!!

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